My family on mom's side calls me "Johnny"

My artist bud calls me "Laverne" (I call him Shirley).

I won't say what the hubs calls me.

johnart said:

Spill!

hokie said:

I can't it's awful.

My family on mom's side calls me "Johnny"

My artist bud calls me "Laverne" (I call him Shirley).

I won't say what the hubs calls me.

johnart said:

Then why even bring it up!?

Tease!

hokie said:

You need not know EVERYTHING in this world missy.

Hmm...

I've been called:

Hey you
You, there
What's his ass
That one guy
Idiot
Twit
Dag
Cletus (??)
And of course, that skinny motherfucker with the high voice



That last one might have been about Prince, I can't remember...

My close family call me 'Ke' or 'Ker'

Friends call me 'Kez'

At school I was known as 'penfold' or 'Blondie'

An old friend calls me 'Purdita' (Terry Pratchett reference)

In my first job at 15, they called me 'Milky' or 'The Milky Bar Kid' - don't ask

At one job they called me 'Trigger' (Only Fools & Horses reference)

I've had quite a few in my time )

MrsGoodnight said:

'alright Dave?'

Tiff {of course}
Tippy or Tip {my grandfather }
Nene {my auntie}
Snag {cousin }
Tiffalotta

Vero

Verito <----- don't like that one too much

Disco Jelly fish

Vero

Verito <----- don't like that one too much

Disco Jelly fish

florescent said:

exactly! I was new and pregnant and kept calling my colleagues 'Dave'. In my defence there WERE a lot of Dave's ... Going against me, however was the fact that I was working for a Japanese company that made everyone wear name tags on their shirts!

MrsGoodnight said:

I was very forgetful when I was pregnant too! It was great blaming everything on nappy brain...now I just blame it on being blonde!

I had nicknames..but not all of them were very nice. Here is a taste of a few of them growing up...and what folks call me now.

Here are some my sister enjoyed calling me because I am half German and half Mexican.

Oreo
Half breed
Zebra

A couple of names a boy in grade school called me up until Jr. High, when he then in turn became the one to be picked on.

Flat face
Car chaser


What folks call me now...

Moni

The Hammer

Graycap23 said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Boxing related.

I don't have any.