wicked and real! who cares if she has jaws like a chipmunk?

i'd date her, but i know she'd tear me apart in about 15mins. i loved how she pushed Kelly's buttons and played cool at their sitdown. i was waiting for Kelly to be like "whatever dude."

for those of you who don't know who i'm talking about, ask somebody else.

She's needy and insecure.

SCNDLS said:

really? nah, she's just a woman.

sinisterpentatonic said:

SCNDLS said:

seriously though, i find her to be the most real on the show. yeah, she has issues, but they're nothing compared to the other girls.

sinisterpentatonic said:

I thought that too, BEFORE this season, which is boring as all hell. I missed last night, but last week when she explained that her beef with Kelly is because K acted like she didn't know who B was after meeting her briefly at a party was ridiculous and childish. Childish at 40 ain't a good look.

Kelly meets tons of people all the time and prolly really didn't remember Bethenny. B's irrational need to front her out was pettier than Kelly forgetting her cuz it was intentional. Then her having to confront the countess about the innocent airbrushing comment and going on and on about being on the cover, REALLY showed me B's need for approval and her tendency to view every lil thing as a personal slight.

Did you hear the countess and count got separated so she may be losing her title.

She annoys the shit outta me.

And I'm glad Mizz "Countess" wil be losing her title, she got off on that entirely too much.

SCNDLS said:

HA HA! don't want to be mean, but that's funny about the countess. poor girl won't have anything to indentify herself without that title. she's gonna be lost.

about the Kelly and Beth beef, Beth said they've met at least 7 times and if someone doesn't acknowledge they've met you by then, then yeah either they're suffering from alzheimers or smoking rock. Sure Beth might be slightly jealous, but homegirl really does think she's all that.

about the airbrushing, i'll again have to side with Beth because the way countress said it was like "damn girl you're too tore up to be on the cover without some touch ups." i would've taken it the same way. i also think it was because that was the countess reaction after hearing she was going to be on the cover and not a congratulations. yeah, it was catty. women are so fun to watch. this is truly an interesting study in sociology.

sinisterpentatonic said:

B has a penchant for exagerration and even if they've "met" everyone is not good at remembering names and faces. It's not like they're friends so why does B care that much? Kelly is obviously kinda ditzy. I guess I wouldn't take it personally if someone that I wasn't friends with that I met at a club or some other social event with 100s of other people didn't recall my name. I definitely wouldn't feel the need to bad mouth her or be rude to her when she tried to be friendly. It's all triflin'.

And the countess did congratulate her, it's just that B is overly sensitive about any criticism and seeks others approval. Prolly stems from her absentee father which she STILL talks about constantly despite being over 40. So, that says unresolved issues to me.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

what?

sinisterpentatonic said:

i'm embarrassed to say that i watch the show religiously, right after Keith and Rachel.

Lord, they got a season 2???? I have to admit I can't choose between the New York or the Atlanta Housewives as my favorites.

Ottensen said:

it's tough. as much as i love my girls from Atlanta, the girls from New York are the real deal.

sinisterpentatonic said:

btw, the Orange county housewives are fucking boring.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

i have no idea who keith and rachel are, and i don't watch all of HWONYC every week, but i flip back and forth between channels for Bethenny. yeah, as i stated in the thread title, it's embarrassing, but.....

Everytime I see Bethenny, she rminds me of someone I went to school with, same chipmunk face, but a better body. I will admit, I do love this show!

sinisterpentatonic said:

I LIVE for Jill Zarin....she just reeks New Yawk ...my favorite line from her is,

"I'm a connect-ta..."

Both Bethenny and Kelly looked like total friggin' loons last night.

Genesia said:

Bethenny = Cool

Kelly = Loon

sinisterpentatonic said:

As someone looking back on 40, let me tell you Bethenny is no kind of cool. She's done well for herself professionally, of course. But nobody should be that insecure at her age.

Ottensen said:

Jill cracks me up. and Bethenny imitating Jill is just brilliant!

Ramona and Kelly need some serious help. and apparently, Ramona is rubbing off on Mario... he's a complete nutjob over this stupid tennis match.

Genesia said:

i guess i don't really see it like that. she's pretty candid about where she is in life and doesn't deny the fact that she's desperate to get married to and have babies. i don't to come across sexist nor do i want anyone to get mad at me, but this seems to be an issue for a lot of women her age who wants to start a family but hasn't found the one, yet.

for her to have some many supposed insecurities, she comes across pretty confident to me.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Mario did act like a total jerk and attention whore.

As for Kelly, I hope she's not on next season, she's an obnoxious bore. All she does is name drop, like anyone cares who she knows, especially since no one knows who in the hell she is!

Her makeup always looks bad on the show too, thought she was a model?

Serena said:

how in the world she ever got a writing gig is beyond me - her blog is atrocious. and yes, her makeup is weird. i guess it's supposed to look natural...

Kelly definitely looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet.

I loved the clip for next week...the way Bethenney weirdly steps into Jill's apartment and says "it was like being on acid'.

From what was shown, the decorating was atrocious, what the hell is wrong with her?!? I get a kick out of Jill, but that shit is just WRONG!

Serena said:

"Versace and Liberace"

IrresistibleB1tch said:

PERFECT description!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

her skin always looks as if she's just had a facial.