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Thread started 03/07/03 7:47pm

justkelley

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what is your best ........................

fill us in on your best pick-up line ...either used on you...or by you ...



mine is easy...i was in a bar with a bunch of my girlfriends...i saw this guy...he was 6'5 as he later told me...i said "i'm gonna get his attention - watch..."

they were like 'yeah, yeah, sure..."

so i walked up to talk to him and i asked him how tall he was...he rolled his eyes as if to say 'how original'...so i looked up at him and said...i am not sure from down here - but i think your eyes match my bedroom ...wanna see ???







LOLOLOLOLOL...wink - guess what - i got his attention wink
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Reply #1 posted 03/07/03 7:49pm

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justkelley said:

fill us in on your best pick-up line ...either used on you...or by you ...



mine is easy...i was in a bar with a bunch of my girlfriends...i saw this guy...he was 6'5 as he later told me...i said "i'm gonna get his attention - watch..."

they were like 'yeah, yeah, sure..."

so i walked up to talk to him and i asked him how tall he was...he rolled his eyes as if to say 'how original'...so i looked up at him and said...i am not sure from down here - but i think your eyes match my bedroom ...wanna see ???

i don't really use lines...i just walk over...whisper n they ear "nobody can suck yo D^%k like me"...and end up given them cab fare n the mornin





LOLOLOLOLOL...wink - guess what - i got his attention wink
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Reply #2 posted 03/07/03 7:50pm

Paisley

I was at work one day and had just finished ringing-up this guys merchandise and I asked him if that would be it and he said "yeah unless you want to jump in the bag too" it was so gross cause he looked like a pervert. disbelief
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Reply #3 posted 03/07/03 7:59pm

justkelley

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oh...one last thing...my babies think i should have a man...so one day when my friend and i took our kids out to dinner...my 8 year old decided that he would let the waiter know that i had said he was cute...



when the guy brought the check, he asked if we needed anything else...

Jake says...yeah...can we get you in a too-go-box...my mom thinks your hot smile


needless to say...i dont talk about guys being hot anymore around him...

Lord...what to do with these children of mine...i have no idea where he gets this from ??? :LOL:
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Reply #4 posted 03/07/03 8:20pm

theSpark

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Hey baby, come here often? or
Hey baby, what's your sign?


It works every time. pimp


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Reply #5 posted 03/07/03 8:22pm

theSpark

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try these in the chat room right now! smile
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Reply #6 posted 03/08/03 12:10pm

justkelley

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i thought this would be fun...nobody wants to play with me sad
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Reply #7 posted 03/08/03 12:17pm

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My best pick-up line:

Let's fuck.
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Reply #8 posted 03/08/03 12:25pm

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IceNine said:

My best pick-up line:

Let's fuck.


hey it would get me! wink
He calls me "Holi" cuz he says everyday w/ me is like a Holiday...
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Reply #9 posted 03/08/03 12:25pm

IceNine

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luv4thepurple1 said:

IceNine said:

My best pick-up line:

Let's fuck.


hey it would get me! wink


Okay...

Let's fuck!

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Reply #10 posted 03/08/03 12:26pm

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IceNine said:

luv4thepurple1 said:

IceNine said:

My best pick-up line:

Let's fuck.


hey it would get me! wink


Okay...

Let's fuck!

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What time?
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Reply #11 posted 03/08/03 12:28pm

IceNine

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luv4thepurple1 said:

IceNine said:

luv4thepurple1 said:

IceNine said:

My best pick-up line:

Let's fuck.


hey it would get me! wink


Okay...

Let's fuck!

biggrin


What time?


Right about...

...



...



...



...



...


...now.

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Reply #12 posted 03/08/03 12:29pm

luv4thepurple1

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IceNine said:

luv4thepurple1 said:

IceNine said:

luv4thepurple1 said:

IceNine said:

My best pick-up line:

Let's fuck.


hey it would get me! wink


Okay...

Let's fuck!

biggrin


What time?


Right about...

...



...



...



...



...


...now.

biggrin


U comin here??
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Reply #13 posted 03/08/03 12:31pm

lillith

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i have only ever tried a pick-up line once...
i was in a bar...music pumpin' real hard...i went up to this cutie...whispered in his ear "no strings..." and walked out the door...wanna bet he followed me...

worst one used on me...
went to a bar on halloween with 3 of my girls...we were dressed as crayons...some guy kept following me around the bar asking me if he could color my world...it was cute the first time he said it but after an hour or two...give it a rest boy, it ain't happenin'...

my fave...
"nice shoes...wanna fuck?"


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you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel horny

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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Reply #14 posted 03/08/03 12:32pm

IceNine

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Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?
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Reply #15 posted 03/08/03 12:33pm

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IceNine said:

Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?


HEY HEY!! I didnt agree to a threesome!! wink
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Reply #16 posted 03/08/03 12:36pm

IceNine

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luv4thepurple1 said:

IceNine said:

Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?


HEY HEY!! I didnt agree to a threesome!! wink


Okay, I dig your shoes too!

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Reply #17 posted 03/08/03 12:41pm

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IceNine said:

Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?



i'm not wearin' any...

but...

ok...

wink


oh btw...luv4thepurple1...c'mon...the more the merrier (as my mom always says...wait, wrong context)
you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel horny

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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Reply #18 posted 03/08/03 12:45pm

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lillith said:

IceNine said:

Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?



i'm not wearin' any...

but...

ok...

wink


oh btw...luv4thepurple1...c'mon...the more the merrier (as my mom always says...wait, wrong context)


Well... OK!! I am down 4 anything! lick
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Reply #19 posted 03/08/03 12:50pm

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luv4thepurple1 said:

lillith said:

IceNine said:

Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?



i'm not wearin' any...

but...

ok...

wink


oh btw...luv4thepurple1...c'mon...the more the merrier (as my mom always says...wait, wrong context)


Well... OK!! I am down 4 anything! lick


well...as long as you're down there...horny
lol
you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel horny

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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Reply #20 posted 03/08/03 1:04pm

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lillith said:

IceNine said:

Hey, Lillith... I really like your shoes... wanna fuck?



i'm not wearin' any...

but...

ok...

wink


Well... that's okay... you won't be needing shoes anyway!

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Reply #21 posted 03/09/03 8:24pm

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i think you guys took this a little out of context...:LOL:
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Reply #22 posted 03/09/03 10:01pm

althom

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justkelley said:

i think you guys took this a little out of context...:LOL:

lol
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Reply #23 posted 03/09/03 10:12pm

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"come here, I want you"

Works wonders.
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Reply #24 posted 03/09/03 11:43pm

DigitalLisa

"I don't care what kinda car u drive, as long as ur driving me baby"

"Is that versace ur wearing, how about trying me on for size"

"What's my favorite flavor? I don't know I haven't had the chance to taste you yet"

"If I had one wish, that would be to die and come back as you"

"I could dream a thousands dreams, but they'll never add 2 U as my living fantasy"

"I was just wondering if u had a name, if not can I call I daddy?"

"Hey I might not be bilegual but I know menejaetouis (or however you spell it) Ain't french"

" U remind me of a James Brown song, cuz every time I'm around you I get a cold sweat "

And there's alot more where that came from
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Reply #25 posted 03/10/03 2:09am

violett

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i hate lines!!! evil
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Reply #26 posted 03/10/03 10:58am

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one of my brothers once asked a lady wink "Would you like to come under my love wing" lol
JaneyPoos used to be it... then they changed what it was. Now what I am isn't it and what is it is strange and frightening to me...


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