Top 3 reasons I wouldn't date myself:

1-A Musician(And that ain't good at all, you'll understand if you're on the same shoes)

2-So much deepbluedark secrets and I ain't ready 2 give 'em away. Besides, I'm full of bad mistakes.

3-I'm kinda melancholy and I adore my lonelieness, it makes me setteled.

Hell, I don't need a man anyway. I got my 2 daughters and they're taking my every 'time' besides I don't want no stepdaddy 2 raise 'em with me. I can take a good care of my kids and myself.

Am I complicated?? LOL I guess so


Top 3 reason I'd date myself:

1-I'm a nighty person.
2-I love the good laugh.
3-I don't talk too much and I got much love/respect 4 everybody around me as long as I'm getting the same thang back.


Yo turn now suckas

a) I'm not my own type at all.
b) My own sense of humour would get on my nerves.
d) What happened to c)?
c) Ah ha! Found it
e) People would get confused which one of us was me.

Haystack said:

Dude! You're killin' me!!! :LOL:

Why I wouldn't:

1) I would want to cuddle too much for myself.
2) I would be too quiet for me to take.
3) I need a longer list.


Why I would:

1) I am loving and I like that.
2) I'd be my best friend and I'd need that.
3) I'm a dork and dork's can be a lot of fun.

Im far too insecure to ever date myself

As for the other two I guess I should let my bf tell you

Much love Pochacco

why i wouldn't:
* i'm a loner. i like to wander and i like to have space and quiet time by myself

* i can be indecisive

* at times, i can detatch myself emotionally (but i'm working on it)

why i would:
* i'm loving

* i'm loyal

* i bring my own hot sauce


[This message was edited Wed Dec 11 13:30:20 PST 2002 by sparxxxtresss]

I wouldn't:

1. I'm neurotic/high-strung.
2. I'm a perfectionist.
3. My memory is terrible. 90% of my stories begin with "Have I ever told you about the time...?"
4. I have a 'confrontational' voice (and I cuss like a sailor! Which really doesn't go with my appearance at all. I look much too innocent.)

I would:

1. I'm fun and energetic (esp. when drunk!)
2. I can be entertained by the silliest things, so I don't need a lot of money.
3. I'm always up for anything.

Natsume said:

What about the catfood breath?

2the9s said:

I do NOT have catfood breath! You should see how many times a day I brush my teeth. It's gotta be about six or so. I even carry along a mini toothbrush and tube of toothpaste around with me in my purse. But I've never had a cavity so I guess my neurotic ways have paid off!!

1.) NO MATTER HOW CHARMING OR ATTRACTIVE
i'm just not into MEN
2.) BEING PERSISTANT AS I AM i would try my best
to tell me to BACK OFF, but the minit i put hands on me
i'ld have to fuck myself up, cos i'm HOMOPHOBIC
and DON'T PLAY THAT SHIT...
3.) PLUS i'm an ASSHOLE, if i managed to get with myself
i know i would fuck over myself, so i would have to
fuck over myself before i got the chance to fuck
over myself first.

00769BAD said:

Damn BAD... that's a good one. I'm an asshole too! I have managed to fuck over each and every last one of my boyfriends.

Natsume said:

with my age and yo youth, we could IRREPUABLY DAMAGE
each other

00769BAD said:

Ooh baby

1 - independent (in all ways)
2 - high Maintenance
3 - completely erratic behaviour patterns
***those do me in everytime***

4 - oh did i mention extremist?
5 - my sarcastic dry humour carries razors @ tymes


why would i date me?

spontaneous
creative (when i wanna)
other than this, must be something in the way i move

depends on what you mean by 'date'
i dunno if i'd want to be in a 'relationship' with me because i know the things i'd have trouble with are 1) i'm selfish 2) i'm independent and 3) i'm not so patient.
so, i wouldn't mind seeing me for an extended one night stand but nothing permanent

I did get myself drunk once and I took advantage of me. And I never called myself. I felt horrible.

OMJ

oldmanjohnson said:

Reasons NOT to:

1. far too busy, career comes first right now (demise of the last relationship)...

2. don't like doing what the rest of the world thinks is fun (clubs, smoking weed nonstop)

3. I'm shy, antisocial & can't tolerate too many people (this is not by choice, I'm just strange that way)



I'm too self-loathing to hype myself, but I'll try...

Reasons TO:

1. if you like live music, shooting pool, having a good drink, talking & laughing, going to many, MANY flicks, I'm your girl...

2. my lips would make a lollipop too happy...

3. I'm honest, supportive & dedicated to a fault - good qualities but they get me in trouble...






ONA Live, bitch!
[This message was edited Wed Dec 11 17:02:19 PST 2002 by CalhounSq]

I wouldn't cause:

I'm pretty closed-off,
yet I can be obsessive about certain things
and I'm moody.

I would cause:

I'm cute,
fun
and witty, when the mood strikes.

1.Because
2.I'm
3.ME

4LOVE said:

C'MON...
GIVE YOURSELF A CHANCE

1 & 1: I aint right
2 & 2: I aint got no sense
3 & 3: I aint got no hometraining

I'm just STANK like that

00769BAD said:

Maybe you should give him a chance.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

LAc That means he dates you first
Me and Bad are too close,it would be like dating myself.

4LOVE said:

Does he have a lot of money?

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

You sicko He has some i suppose,but not Shane Batti...scratch that,Kobe Bryant type money


Slam Dunkin the edit
[This message was edited Wed Dec 11 17:26:51 PST 2002 by 4LOVE]

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

BAD got MONEY like yo phone book got BILLY BOBs

1. I'm afraid to try new things
2. I tend to repeat myself
3. I'm too hard to get along with
4. I'm scared to attempt things I've never done before
5. I tend to repeat myself

00769BAD said:

Why I wouldn't:
1) I spend way to much time on my career
2) I could never compete with my own adoration of Prince
3) I'm dragging around too much religious guilt

Why I would:
1) I am the most kind and considerate person I know.
2) I am very intelligent (and modest )
3) I've got a great rack - no kidding, I really do!