"If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

Now it's Friday

good friday to you funk honey!! i'll be thinking of you all day!

Funk gets love from emm. Good one as always Funk.

NMuzakNSoul said:

You are easy to please .

i gots love for you too mister muzak
happy friday nick

Serious said:

Thus far I've always found it funny so there!

emm said:

Thank you happy friday and a blessed weekend.

NMuzakNSoul said:

and a blessed weekend to you also miss!

EVERYBODY have a blessed weekend otherwise i'll be typing for a while.

NMuzakNSoul said:

It's really good to see some positivity on the org too ! Have a nice weekend everyone!

noimageatall said:

I was waiting for your contribution April .Now you just need to find a frog .

Serious said:

I can't...I'm still LMAO!

noimageatall said:

That's a valid excuse !

Serious said:

See what you made me do?

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noimageatall said:

Serious said:

ribbit


Although......now that I look closer, they may not be dancing. :toads:
[Edited 5/1/09 2:15am]

noimageatall said:

Now that you say it it's not exactly likely they are dancing !

Happy Friday everyone

and to pill have a great weekend!

Thanks for the weekly giggles!

oh april!


from the creators of party frog...
i'm scared to look!

father in jesus names loves for the loves of pete loves the mouse wholoves his lost arm, that jesus as loves loved,tho he danced to highhell for lovesthose ..........Partay mah-han!...
[Edited 5/1/09 12:44pm]

funkpill said:

That's very cute.

Serious said:

YEP!!

Happy Friday Funkhoney!!

noimageatall said:

thats the sickest fucking thing i have ever seen in all my life, the fucking rat is dead and that is not funny at all


really screwed up a good joke, sorry, poor taste

The sequel to Party Frog. This rodent sure knows howta get his crunk on. (It was dead when we found it - so don't think we're rat bashers.)

noimageatall said:

yeah, youre right, that makes it all right
senseless bullshit, no need, and incredibly poor taste!

nakedpianoplayer said:

Whatever...to each his or her own. I know you're having a bad day, but take it out on the right people.

Is this a story about a guy with a 12" pianist?