ocean said:

ok slightly of topic...but we went to a restaurant the other night and Tyryn went to the toilet and came out with a packet of condoms out of the vending machine .....someone had obviously paid for them and not taken them or they had drop out after
He had no idea what the were ...put them in the middle of the table ..not so great as the waiters go by
Anyway next thing I know hes looking at the directions LOL ....he could not then stop laughing ...little bugger.....
I ended up giving them to the manager behind the bar (while laughing) saying here ..my son found these in the vending machine LOL ..he turned around and gave them to the young guy there saying...hes off to Europe soon LOL

PREDOMINANT said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Imago said:

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

D.L.
Kaiser Card
State Farm Card
atm card
Edible Arrangements card
Verizon rebate card
Target gift card
Starbucks gift card
Nordstrom gift card
Subway card
Terrell Elementary School discount card
$82

I made an auditory connection between "Kaiser" and "roll"....and well, you know how that goes.

ocean said:

ok slightly of topic...but we went to a restaurant the other night and Tyryn went to the toilet and came out with a packet of condoms out of the vending machine .....someone had obviously paid for them and not taken them or they had drop out after
He had no idea what the were ...put them in the middle of the table ..not so great as the waiters go by
Anyway next thing I know hes looking at the directions LOL ....he could not then stop laughing ...little bugger.....
I ended up giving them to the manager behind the bar (while laughing) saying here ..my son found these in the vending machine LOL ..he turned around and gave them to the young guy there saying...hes off to Europe soon LOL

Imago said:

Yeah, I'm bored and not particularly original tonight.


ME

3 Credit Cards
social security card
condom
4 membership cards
5 1 gift card
25 euro
1 5 dollar bill
4 1 dollar bills
75 cents



Ladies, you can list the contents of your purses too....if you have enough time.
[Edited 5/6/09 14:33pm]

Amaxx said:

ocean said:

ok slightly of topic...but we went to a restaurant the other night and Tyryn went to the toilet and came out with a packet of condoms out of the vending machine .....someone had obviously paid for them and not taken them or they had drop out after
He had no idea what the were ...put them in the middle of the table ..not so great as the waiters go by
Anyway next thing I know hes looking at the directions LOL ....he could not then stop laughing ...little bugger.....
I ended up giving them to the manager behind the bar (while laughing) saying here ..my son found these in the vending machine LOL ..he turned around and gave them to the young guy there saying...hes off to Europe soon LOL

Yes! Fell out of the vending machine!

ocean said:

Amaxx said:

Yes! Fell out of the vending machine!

Amaxx said:

ocean said:

ocean said:

Amaxx said:

Ur looking for a sore head aren't u grrrrr

Lammastide said:

...And Dan, you'll be hearing from my lawyers.

Genesia said:

johnart said:

Debit card
Driver's license
Costco card
Assorted store "member" discount cards
Business cards (mine)
Expired CVS bucks
A band aid

It's good that you're prepared. Just in case...ya know...you decide to put butter on anything.

thekidsgirl said:

Dan, you are so wack

http://prince.org/msg/100/298409?&pg=1


...I believe it should have been "Gentlemen, What You Got In Your Wallets?"

drivers license
keycard for work
forklift operator certification (reminder to self: LOSE THIS!)
macy's/visa credit card
borders rewards card
travel credit card for work
expired macy's coupon (pitched!)
my boss's purchase credit card for work
best buy rewards card
business card from safety officer at my company's station in puerto rico (still?! pitched!)
rough draft of a card to go with flowers for my friend's birthday in december (pitched!)
a wadded up piece of paper with a figure "8" written on it (supposed to bring financial prosperity - hmm, think i'll keep that. i'd forgotten about it).
a lids rewards/discount card - still not sure what this is, but i think it's a hat store
american eagle rewards card
crazy shirts punch card from hawaii (normally would pitch it, but i'm about to go back)
hot topic punch card (i've actually been to hot topic since the last time, and still forgot about this thing)
more expired macy's coupons (6 months ago. pitched!)
lunch receipt that i was going to turn in to my expense account (pitched!)
2 more borders rewards cards - in miniature (pitched!)
2 more best buy rewards cards - in miniature (pitched!)
another american eagle rewards card - in miniature (pitched!)
kroger plus card from my roommated in 2001
blockbuster rewards card from my ex's account (hmmm)
business card from the lady that cut my hair at jcpenney's a couple months ago ($20 for a jcpenney haircut! are you kidding me?! pitched!)
business card from my brother
cell phone number of a lady that works for me (putting it in phone, then pitched!)
blue cross/blue shield health insurance card
aetna dental insurance card
wyndham/howard johnson hotel reward card (why?)
same cta card from god knows when, but i'll be in chicago again soon - maybe it still has some money on it
warped bergner's card
blue cross/blue shield card from 2005 (pitched!)
visa gift card that expired in 2007 (pitched!)
card with credits for the glory hole at the porno shop (sadly, a different card than the last time )
1 condom
41 dollars

Byron said:

I don't use a wallet...

errant said:

i no longer have a George Costanza style wallet. can we do this again in 6 months?

Cinnie said:

errant said:

i no longer have a George Costanza style wallet. can we do this again in 6 months?

You had stuff from 2001 in there.. you should be fine for a while

Mara said: