Actually, from an article I read online several days ago...I wish I remembered where it was at...Women tend to look mainly for wealth and financial well-being, regardless of what they'll tell you. Not at all to say women are "gold-diggers."

I suppose a car can represent financial well-being if it's a nice car.

rdhull said:

Trust me he did NOT have a bulge.

This just in! Women are gotdamn liars

oh man!

For some reason, girls from highschool, who are waiting for their bus to come, act strange when they see a car and a boy in it. A lot of the girls walk up to the car, and for some reason, act confrontational and/or kissing their ass.

Others look at what's inside the car, you know those hanging things. If a boy has Winnie the Pooh bear, he's supposedly gay.

careydevi said:

thats not really a stretch..winnie the pooh? Straight men don't even say those words together like that..it's be more like "that Pooh bear shit".

If you want to see a REALLY cool car, look at my profile. That's what I drive on pretty days.

On another, somewhat similar topic, I live on the Gulf Coast, and there are a lot of boats down here.

You see a bunch of those 30-foot to 40-foot speedboats, and the best description I ever heard of them was "penis extenders".

What kind of car would be considered a "penis extender"?

cool commercial:
guy with friend in a extended speedboat going along side the ocean with a stretch of road in FL. watching a Lexus or Mercedes go alongside them-"I gotta get one of those!"

Person in Lexus or Mercedes looking at the guys in the speedboat alongside them-"I gotta get me one of those"

rdhull said:

Lleena said:

this just in..some are mad because the truth was exposed

rdhull said:

that was neither, it was a Lincoln, of all things..."i gotta get me one o' them fancy upscale Fords!" yeah, right...

rdhull said:

Where are ya?

Lleena said:

you aint no christian!

Just give me a car with a big backseat.

Boob said:

you aint no christian!

rdhull said:

If I said I'd like to fuck jesus would it make me a christian?

Boob said:

stands away from Boob so the lightning doesn't catch his clothes on fire

So if i pick you up in a "bucket i guess there will be no problems then.It may not be the MAIN attraction but there is something there.




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[This message was edited Wed Dec 11 16:45:54 PST 2002 by 4LOVE]

The Truth:

Every man wishes for a better ride, regardless of how the babies respond. It's essential to proper manhood.

Every woman wishes for yet another pair of shoes, regardless of how the gents respond. They do it for each other, just like we do with cars.

TheMax said:

Too true, too true.

Although I will say, I never understood the car thing. About the only materialistic thing on a man I might scrutinize is his music collection. Sad, but true, it's a man's music collection that generally impresses me. The size, the stature, the variety, the taste, the class... I could go on for days...

most guys who have hoted up cars seem 2 be total pricks who think it will subtitute 4 their asshole of a personality. Why is a car such a big deal? if its comfy & has a good sound system,tahst what matters 2 me... what really makes a car something is a beautiful woman besides a guy

The only thing I've ever learned from the car a man drives: if it's tiny, so is he!

I pulled over once for a cutie in a nice little sportscar, dude must have been 4 ft tall :O

I don't really care about the quality of the car - as long as it's not rusty, unpainted, dented up, or SMALL

So, I can feel manly and comfortable in my '71 Pinto???

RodeoSchro said:

U NEED A CHEVY IN YOUR LIFE.

NO because the car don't make the man. Just as long as the car,AC,heater and radio works and it's not falling apart I'm cool with the kind of car a man has.

sag10 said:

Damn, I've heard of guys getting gold teeth but hearts?