You know the rules:






1. You must be so proud of yourself, with your American daughter-in-law expecting a baby boy, after all these years of being certain your cockney accented son was gay and just covering up for it with his marriage


2. Your son is one of the nicest people I know, and his ability to turn lesbians into straight women , give up their lives in the North and move down to Tampa speaks volumes to his charm and charisma. As a personal friend of his, I believe his choice for mate was appropriate as his really fem choices in home decor can now be normalized a bit. Good job, mom

FOR MY OWN MOM:

Mom. thanks for everything. Possibly a day late and a dollar short, I'm realizing what a tremendous crutch you are to me now. I am forever in debt.

To my Mom:

I love you so deeply and am so very greatful that I was raised by you

Thank you for everything you taught and gave me and also for everything you would not allow me to do/have

I know that you do not realize now who I am - maybe a tiny fraction inside may remember ...

It doesn't change my love and respect for you

I will always love you

your adoring daughter, Machaela

Mach said:

I'm in Starbucks trying not to cry


:beautiful:

Imago said:

YOU MADE ME CRY !!

TO ALL MOMS ON THE ORG:

Happy Moms Day

x 1 million o what the hell to infinity.

We try our best at what we do everyday

Your son is really special, and once he gets out of his slump, we're going to get into all sorts of trouble soon . I bought him a shirt, so certain services rendered would be appropriate as compensation.

1. Get better soon. We're praying for you. Your daughter's eating habits are hilarious.

2. Yours is an interesting story, from what little I've heard of it. Your child is precious.

3. Your daughter did an impression of you that was priceless.

Obviously, I need to get out more...

Feliz Día de las Madres! x

toots said:

Thank you

Imago said:

To fauxie's mawm:

To Alej's mawm:

Fauxie said:

This thread is so ghey.

i hope all the mothers of the org imago and rushing included have a lovely n blessid mothers day. <3

The only reason I let that douchbag live is because you give good head

Please put ur son over ur knee and give him a good spanking

Imago said:

And that's the goal, ishn't it?

You've raised such a wonderful, caring, gentle, funny, beautiful son... Thank you and Happy Mother's Day. Now why'd you have to raise him so far away from me? Please take care of yourself.