You have an evening with an orger and you are not holding them against their will. Describe where and how you would romance them.

I would totally take her to Barton G.'s in Miami South Beach.
We'd take a liesurely stroll down Licoln Avenue and down to fith streeth in the balmy tropical air

Then I'd realize about half way there that it was too hot for words, and my shirt would be drenched in sweat.

Halfway there, her pumps would start to pinch her toes ad the leather would start rubbing against her skin causing them to be pink and raw.


Then we'd sit down together once we finally arrived at the restaurant.
She'll twirl her hair and pretend to like my jokes, giggling the entire time.
Then we'd start gossiping about orgers who would probably be terrible in bed and stuff like that.

Then the waiter would take our drink orders, and she'd order some Vintage Fru Fru mega-Fru SavingonFru drink and I would feign tiredness and order coffee cause I'd be too embarrassed to admit I don't know the first thing about wine

Then we'd have some polite conversation, giggle, laugh, nibble on overpriced but very tasty food, and trip out over how nice the public toilets in the restaurant are.

After dinner, we'd stroll through one of the famous alleys in South Beach filled with vintage buildings, shops and restaurants. Although the sun is setting, the heat would be unrelenting and my sweat would return completely drenching my shirt and turning my entire backside into "swamp ass".

Her shoes would start rubbing her feet again until finally she bleeds.

We'd arrive at the hotel exhausted, and I'd call Muse2nopharoah to give her the play-by-play events of the evening.


Oh my gawd, it would be sooooo hot

Imago said:

amessin. Who's your date?

And you forgot the all cuddly, giggly and mushy intercourse part..

Imago said:

*takes notes*

Mushanga said:

Mirrorsbestfriend of course. Who else would I spend so much money on?

ultrablue said:

Imago said:

You big dork.

My feet haven't been the same since.

Imago said:

Wonder where he's hiding..

Mushanga said:

Who knows?

He created a racist alter-ego in M&M and accidentally posted as that character in here.

He got banned with swiftness that day.

I'm dissapointed in that character, though I though the mirrorsbestfriend alter was hilarious as hell.

Imago said:

Mirrorsbestfriend was certainly well thought through. And hilarious once you got past the troll-annoyance.

I've never understood ppl who have the time and effort to create annoying, provocative characters on a bloody forum.. Just be yourself.

Mushanga said:

Lordy, chile, I know what you mean.
Only the lord God can create alter
egos of himself. And look what that
got him. Strung up and crucified, bless
his heart.

BettyB said:

him senseless

ocean said:

Who?

I would tell Althom to smell my feet.

ocean said:

Byron said:

ocean said:

I'm just surprised you said "him"...I figured it'd be Charlotte lol

Byron said:

I would never hit Char

Imago said:

Sorry but you lost me after "her"



Oh, and where is this Barton G's? I'm going to South Beach for Memorial Day weekend.
[Edited 5/4/09 5:36am]

I would promise her yoga DVDs, then realize I can't burn them.



I suck.

ocean said:

oh u meant her ...well in that case ..Char's my girl

I couldn't cheat on my wife, so I'd tie her up and let the wife have at her. Twisted logic, I know.

Fauxie said:

So romantic

ocean said:

Yes, that's what I meant lol...I already know that the chairs are reserved for the guys and the "banana sex" is reserved for the women ...



Ok, that sounded WAY too graphic lol ...

Byron said:

freak

FunkMistress said:

awww... that's OK.. It was sweet enough of you to offer.

That and I think I juts figured out I can stream workout dvds through netflix. So I may be saved anyway!

Cinnie said:

Fauxie said:

lke u wouldnt get anything out of doing that

CarrieMpls said: