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Farting during sex It's not a big deal ... but while giving oral that is gross ... eugh | |
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purplemansionFL said: It's not a big deal ... but while giving oral that is gross ... eugh
depends if ur in2 fetish or not. Personally i get get off on hiccups during sex Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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What if you've just had yogurt 25 minutes ago? | |
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I say get those shits out ahead of time, or hold them in, or wait until you're not a farty mess FOUL! | |
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yeah, trying not to laugh while they're trying to play it off and pretending not to smell it is a real erection buster. | |
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unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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CalhounSq said: I say get those shits out ahead of time, or hold them in, or wait until you're not a farty mess FOUL!
right?! [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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According to Richard Pryor, women don't fart, they 'poot'
"....they go, pooot...'scuse me, I made a smelly!...No bitch, I think you shit!" classic Pryor | |
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Oh sure THIS thread doesn't get 'd down, but other stuff does. HMPH! haha | |
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ernestsewell said: Oh sure THIS thread doesn't get 'd down, but other stuff does. HMPH! haha
To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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Nasty just to think about but i damn sure wouldn't stop.
I'll show my disdain after i get my nut. [Edited 4/29/09 12:15pm] Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint | |
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phunkdaddy said: Nasty just to think about but i damn show wouldn't stop.
I'll show my disdain after i get my nut. if you remember to [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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sammij said: phunkdaddy said: Nasty just to think about but i damn show wouldn't stop.
I'll show my disdain after i get my nut. if you remember to Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint | |
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ernestsewell said: Oh sure THIS thread doesn't get 'd down, but other stuff does. HMPH! haha
You need a hug today Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser | |
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The funniest thing about this thread is to see a picture
of grady smiling next to the title. It's like you can picture him telling lamont on sanford and son that's a Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint | |
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toots said: You need a hug today
Don't squeeze too hard, or I'll . | |
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phunkdaddy said: The funniest thing about this thread is to see a picture
of grady smiling next to the title. It's like you can picture him telling lamont on sanford and son that's a I was thinking the same thing!! If you will, so will I | |
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The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. | |
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i know, i was th..thour..thurrohly entertained... THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
**....Someti | |
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lazycrockett said: myfavorite has been thoroughly entertained To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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ernestsewell said: toots said: You need a hug today
Don't squeeze too hard, or I'll . farting is good or youll explode Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser | |
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lazycrockett said: gross! | |
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A fart isn't awful if it's small and by accident, but I can imagine a big, long, funky, exhaust pipe, bear fart really killing the mood If you will, so will I | |
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thekidsgirl said: A fart isn't awful if it's small and by accident, but I can imagine a big, long, funky, exhaust pipe, bear fart really killing the mood
unlucky7 reincarnated | |
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InsatiableCream said: lazycrockett said: gross! Smooches;) | |
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CalhounSq said: I say get those shits out ahead of time, or hold them in, or wait until you're not a farty mess FOUL!
Well, the cooch farts...you can't do anything about them They are actually quite funny But speaking of farts....The other day, I laid on the floor and asked the hubby to crack my back. As he's pressing firming on either side of my spine, I hear, "Crack, crack, crack..." and it feels great....Then he presses on my low back and Now, he won't crack my back It was an accident, damn Smooches;) | |
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MsMisha319 said: CalhounSq said: I say get those shits out ahead of time, or hold them in, or wait until you're not a farty mess FOUL!
Well, the cooch farts...you can't do anything about them They are actually quite funny But speaking of farts....The other day, I laid on the floor and asked the hubby to crack my back. As he's pressing firming on either side of my spine, I hear, "Crack, crack, crack..." and it feels great....Then he presses on my low back and Now, he won't crack my back It was an accident, damn Smooches;) Cooch farts never heard that before I usually call those queefs aka pussy farts Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
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InsatiableCream said: lazycrockett said: gross! I like the flashy stars | |
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thekidsgirl said: A fart isn't awful if it's small and by accident, but I can imagine a big, long, funky, exhaust pipe, bear fart really killing the mood
BS! When I got my face all up in the place she can s**t if she has to I AIN"T STOPPING!!! | |
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