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A Man Walks Into A Bar And Asks The Bartender "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music. While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money. "Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist." | |
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Now it's Friday With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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good friday to you funk honey!! i'll be thinking of you all day! | |
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Funk gets love from emm. Good one as always Funk. | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: Funk gets love from emm. Good one as always Funk.
You are easy to please . With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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i gots love for you too mister muzak
happy friday nick | |
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Serious said: NMuzakNSoul said: Funk gets love from emm. Good one as always Funk.
You are easy to please . Thus far I've always found it funny so there! | |
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emm said: i gots love for you too mister muzak
happy friday nick Thank you happy friday and a blessed weekend. | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: Serious said: You are easy to please . Thus far I've always found it funny so there! With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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and a blessed weekend to you also miss!
EVERYBODY have a blessed weekend otherwise i'll be typing for a while. | |
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NMuzakNSoul said: and a blessed weekend to you also miss!
EVERYBODY have a blessed weekend otherwise i'll be typing for a while. It's really good to see some positivity on the org too ! Have a nice weekend everyone! With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: I was waiting for your contribution April .Now you just need to find a frog . With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: I was waiting for your contribution April .Now you just need to find a frog . I can't...I'm still LMAO! "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: Serious said: I was waiting for your contribution April .Now you just need to find a frog . I can't...I'm still LMAO! That's a valid excuse ! With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: noimageatall said: I can't...I'm still LMAO! That's a valid excuse ! See what you made me do? Real Dancing Frogs September 15, 2005 on 3:52 pm | In Animals | | Send 2 Friend | Great piece here for your desk top. A nice pair of real dancing Bullfrogs.New and in good condition stands approximately 5 inches.This is a great gift idea!! If you have ever wanted a pair of dancing Bullfrogs then don’t pass up this opportunity to own this happy frog couple. View Real Dancing Frogs Auction "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: Serious said: That's a valid excuse ! See what you made me do? Real Dancing Frogs September 15, 2005 on 3:52 pm | In Animals | | Send 2 Friend | Great piece here for your desk top. A nice pair of real dancing Bullfrogs.New and in good condition stands approximately 5 inches.This is a great gift idea!! If you have ever wanted a pair of dancing Bullfrogs then don’t pass up this opportunity to own this happy frog couple. View Real Dancing Frogs Auction With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: ribbit Although......now that I look closer, they may not be dancing. :toads: [Edited 5/1/09 2:15am] "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said: Serious said: ribbit Although......now that I look closer, they may not be dancing. :toads: [Edited 5/1/09 2:15am] Now that you say it it's not exactly likely they are dancing ! With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Happy Friday everyone and to pill have a great weekend! Thanks for the weekly giggles! | |
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oh april!
from the creators of party frog... i'm scared to look! | |
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father in jesus names loves for the loves of pete loves the mouse wholoves his lost arm, that jesus as loves loved,tho he danced to highhell for lovesthose ..........Partay mah-han!... [Edited 5/1/09 12:44pm] THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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funkpill said: "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music. While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money. "Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist." That's very cute. | |
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Serious said: Now it's Friday
YEP!! Happy Friday Funkhoney!! I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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noimageatall said: thats the sickest fucking thing i have ever seen in all my life, the fucking rat is dead and that is not funny at all really screwed up a good joke, sorry, poor taste One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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The sequel to Party Frog. This rodent sure knows howta get his crunk on. (It was dead when we found it - so don't think we're rat bashers.)
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noimageatall said: The sequel to Party Frog. This rodent sure knows howta get his crunk on. (It was dead when we found it - so don't think we're rat bashers.)
yeah, youre right, that makes it all right senseless bullshit, no need, and incredibly poor taste! One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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nakedpianoplayer said: noimageatall said: yeah, youre right, that makes it all right senseless bullshit, no need, and incredibly poor taste! Whatever...to each his or her own. I know you're having a bad day, but take it out on the right people. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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Is this a story about a guy with a 12" pianist? | |
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