GhostlyNun said:

say 10 hail marys and call me in the morning. oh, and be sure to return that really long one. you know, for mass. so to speak.

MuthaFunka said:

He DID say he gets married five times a day in his MIND.

sinisterpentatonic said:

tis a heart-warming pleasure to see you. is that 'ahem' rash clearing up? did you use the yoghurt as i suggested?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

difficult to return it as i was burning the candle at both ends... well, burning it one end and satiating myself with the other.

GhostlyNun said:

SCNDLS said:

I don't know if the org can take another "ode to the booty" thread...You know how some get here when bombarded with gluteus maximus adoration!...

SCNDLS said:

GhostlyNun said:

you go to purgatory for a while, and all of a sudden, sisterhood means nothing anymore. i see how it is.

IrresistibleB1tch said:

you can have my obelisk if you want? may satisfy your gaping birdie.

MuthaFunka said:

I gives a damn. Give me mo' booty NOW!!!

GhostlyNun said:

Make sure you keep the blimp sized ones away from her sight. Wouldn't want her to take on a saintly challenge. She can't handle it!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

she's already lost two of those up the front bottom and one up the hershey highway.

GhostlyNun said:

damn, she graduated fast! I should expect no less of a Family Research council member

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

please don't interrupt... sting's having tantric sex with me from about 3,142 miles away in another continent. i've been virtually orgasming for the past hour. he knows how to please a girl... from afar.

GhostlyNun said:

what about my gravy?

SCNDLS said:

Ok, lemme hit bboy up so we can "co-or-di-nate" this thang!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

it's tantric gravy. with lumps.

Eventhough it is referenced with such distain, the Booty threads of old...and even the old "Ode the the Booty Thread", thread were a lot of fun...then.

:dontmindlookinatthebooty:

Nothinbutjoy said:

Nothinbutjoy said:

this is about gravy and spiked obolisk anal toys!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I live in my own little world...it's about what I make it about.

Nothinbutjoy said:

I'll have to sick ghostly nun on your for breaking the tantric vibe!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Bring it on. I've lived through gravy and spiked obolisk anal toys before and I'm sure I'll live through it again.

Nothinbutjoy said:

But you haven't had my gravy

Nothinbutjoy said:

it was you who provided me with that 'panda-oil cream' wasn't it? you swore that it cleared yours up and sure enough, it did the same for mine. still not sure it's worth killing baby pandas for though, just to get that oil.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

You said I didn't have the right "equipment"

GhostlyNun said:

Yeah, I can't believe you fell for that.

Nothinbutjoy said:

placebo or not, it worked. and you still insist on keeping the baby panda heads as trophies above your fireplace. tis so wrong, child of the lord.

GhostlyNun said:

Black and white goes with everything

Nothinbutjoy said:

What am I saying? You know that already.