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How would Jesus fare at these sports... if he came back to life and became a sports superhero? How would Jesus fare at these sports... if he came back to life and became a sports superhero?
1. Badminton 2. Water Polo 3. Yachting 4. Golf 5. Croquet 6. Synchronized Swimming 7. Fencing 8. Archery 9. Bowling 10. Race Car Driving I will offer my take on these later, so as not to spoil the answer pool. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Well...there was no Jesus...so...I guess he'd suck! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: Well...there was no Jesus...so...I guess he'd suck!
Hypothetically speaking, let's say that there was a divine Jesus guy who might come back to life to compete in organized sporting events... now how would he do?  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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DexMSR said: Well...there was no Jesus...so...I guess he'd suck!
 Another Dex post?
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Maybe you shoulda posted this in the P & R forum.  | |
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LaVisHh said: Maybe you shoulda posted this in the P & R forum.
Technically it wasn't a religious topic... apparently it wasn't a good topic, but it wasn't religious. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Jesus would be the mack in all water sports!
Some of the things he could do ON the water in synchronized swimming could NOT be duplicated! "Hey-sus scores ANOTHER perfect round!" Hey-sus would have to be latino.  [This message was edited Wed Dec 11 5:50:25 PST 2002 by Revolution] Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Jesus is not dead, he would win in every sport like a pro | |
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DigitalLisa said: Jesus is not dead, he would win in every sport like a pro
That is a little unreasonable to believe, don't you think? After all, it has been a couple of thousand years... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Jesus would be a motherfucker at barefoot skiing! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Jesus wouldn't be good at football or baseball... holes in your hands make it tough to catch | |
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BobGeorge67 said: Jesus wouldn't be good at football or baseball... holes in your hands make it tough to catch
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Heeey this topic seems kind of familiar... are you recycling your old ideas Ice?  I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Heeey this topic seems kind of familiar... are you recycling your old ideas Ice?
lol. | |
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BobGeorge67 said: Jesus wouldn't be good at football or baseball... holes in your hands make it tough to catch
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If you were the Son of God, able to heal the sick and help all mankind, would you piss it all away to be a sports superhero?
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Great pictures, Boob!
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