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Printablelazycrockett said:  This shit is beyond staaank!  Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint | |
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phunkdaddy said: lazycrockett said: This shit is beyond staaank! Amen! | |
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Depends, if he got the air trapped up in there doin his thing that fart aint your fault.
If it's some ca-ca stinky poo symphony, that's nasty. | |
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Farting disgusts me period and to do it while having sex is even more disgusting! If that was to happen to me I would more than likely gag, throw up, and loose my erection with a quickness! That is disgusting! There's no one that can do what I do!......not even HER! | |
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MsMisha319 said: CalhounSq said: I say get those shits out ahead of time, or hold them in, or wait until you're not a farty mess
 FOUL!Well, the cooch farts...you can't do anything about them  They are actually quite funny
But speaking of farts....The other day, I laid on the floor and asked the hubby to crack my back. As he's pressing firming on either side of my spine, I hear, "Crack, crack, crack..." and it feels great....Then he presses on my low back and 
Now, he won't crack my back  It was an accident, damn 
Smooches;) Thankfully I've only queefed once in my life We were very young & neither of us even knew that shit was possible. He didn't believe it came out my cat & he was holding his breath & seriously trying to run out the room  We were DYING laughing   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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lazycrockett said: OMG, tell me this is real I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: lazycrockett said: OMG, tell me this is real yes it is real, and there's also bonus material!!!!!  The Most Important Thing In Life Is Sincerity....Once You Can Fake That, You Can Fake Anything. |
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lazycrockett said: CalhounSq said: OMG, tell me this is real yes it is real, and there's also bonus material!!!!!  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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I so wish the explosive bubbles had stuff like POWWW!, SPLASHHHHH!, SPLAT! or WHOOOSH! in them. [Edited 4/29/09 22:32pm] | |
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johnart said:
I so wish the explosive bubbles had stuff like POWWW!, SPLASHHHHH!, SPLAT! or WHOOOSH! in them. I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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johnart said:
I so wish the explosive bubbles had stuff like POWWW!, SPLASHHHHH!, SPLAT! or WHOOOSH! in them. [Edited 4/29/09 22:32pm] You both arent right Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song 
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser  | |
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y'all are crazy | |
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iinthesky85 said: thekidsgirl said: A fart isn't awful if it's small and by accident, but I can imagine a big, long, funky, exhaust pipe, bear fart really killing the mood
 BS! When I got my face all up in the place she can s**t if she has to I AIN"T STOPPING!!!  | |
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iinthesky85 said: thekidsgirl said: A fart isn't awful if it's small and by accident, but I can imagine a big, long, funky, exhaust pipe, bear fart really killing the mood
BS! When I got my face all up in the place she can s**t if she has to I AIN"T STOPPING!!! Well damn! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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BeyonceLover said: Farting disgusts me period and to do it while having sex is even more disgusting! If that was to happen to me I would more than likely gag, throw up, and loose my erection with a quickness! That is disgusting!
You're a dude??? surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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KidaDynamite said: BeyonceLover said: Farting disgusts me period and to do it while having sex is even more disgusting! If that was to happen to me I would more than likely gag, throw up, and loose my erection with a quickness! That is disgusting!
You're a dude??? Obviously if my post said " lose my erection" why do you ask? There's no one that can do what I do!......not even HER! | |
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BeyonceLover said: KidaDynamite said: You're a dude??? Obviously if my post said " lose my erection" why do you ask? you may have a really huge clitoris If you will, so will I | |
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BeyonceLover said: KidaDynamite said: You're a dude??? Obviously if my post said " lose my erection" why do you ask?  | |
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thekidsgirl said: BeyonceLover said: Obviously if my post said " lose my erection" why do you ask? you may have a really huge clitoris *high 5* damn. | |
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thekidsgirl said: BeyonceLover said: Obviously if my post said " lose my erection" why do you ask? you may have a really huge clitoris LOL There's no one that can do what I do!......not even HER! | |
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I always dig   | |
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BeyonceLover said: KidaDynamite said: You're a dude??? Obviously if my post said " lose my erection" why do you ask? Okay. surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Yoooo i was eating this girls pu....nevermind. This is just nasty. "What you lose in the fire, you will find in the ashes." -Creole Proverb | |
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