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PrintableCalhounSq said: Christopher said: ooww captian crunch...i wish i had some
goes to the kitchen to get some cereal.. I wish I didn't have 3 boxes while Chrissy has none...    dang but when it goes stale? feels like some rocks.. :Evillol: ...you need to switch it up buy some apple jacks, honey bunches of oats...they're pretty tasty i think | |
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SweeTea said: IceNine said: CaptainCrunch said: I tried so hard to think of a name that is not Prince related but as you can tell I couldn't, poor. Anyway, I'm 18yrs old and saw my first Prince show on Oct 3rd 2002. Let me just say... actually I won't, words can't describe the joy. So, yeah, hi and I'm off now to start my first thread.
Your fucking cereal always fucks up the roof of my mouth... I hate you, CaptainCrunch and your fucking tasty cereal too!  Pay him no mind, CaptainCrunch was the shit, IceNine knows it too, that's why his mouth all fucked up. 
. Cap'n Crunch is an evil trickster with this fucking yummy, mouth-lacerating cereal! He is evil and must be stopped! What does this sadistic fuck do, laminate the cereal to stop any milk from penetrating its yummy surface, thus assuring that your mouth will bleed in service of your lust for his crunchy goodness? I say we all find Cap'n Crunch and make him eat an entire box of his yummy fucking cereal until he gets addicted, eats box after box and needs to go the the emergency room to get stitches in his sadistic fucking mouth!
We can only hope that he isn't masochistic too. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: SweeTea said: IceNine said: CaptainCrunch said: I tried so hard to think of a name that is not Prince related but as you can tell I couldn't, poor. Anyway, I'm 18yrs old and saw my first Prince show on Oct 3rd 2002. Let me just say... actually I won't, words can't describe the joy. So, yeah, hi and I'm off now to start my first thread.
Your fucking cereal always fucks up the roof of my mouth... I hate you, CaptainCrunch and your fucking tasty cereal too! Pay him no mind, CaptainCrunch was the shit, IceNine knows it too, that's why his mouth all fucked up.
. Cap'n Crunch is an evil trickster with this fucking yummy, mouth-lacerating cereal! He is evil and must be stopped! What does this sadistic fuck do, laminate the cereal to stop any milk from penetrating its yummy surface, thus assuring that your mouth will bleed in service of your lust for his crunchy goodness? I say we all find Cap'n Crunch and make him eat an entire box of his yummy fucking cereal until he gets addicted, eats box after box and needs to go the the emergency room to get stitches in his sadistic fucking mouth!
We can only hope that he isn't masochistic too. The key to avoiding any injury while enjoying your Captain Crunch is to hold the cereal and milk in your mouth for approximately 30 seconds. This will allow the milk and your saliva to break through the Captain's protective barrier and, thus, will soften the cereal to a more palatable state. Oh, welcome Captain!  | |
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