Ever tasted one? That son-of-a-gun with hit you like a ray in the sun, hun! Honey Buns widen my hips, expand the girth, and distend the length. It's a paraphernalia of genitalia and it'll also grow you a Crotch Clause like Ol' Saint Knickerbocker! Have you ever subpoenaed a slut before? Sub + Peen (Short for "Short For Dirty Little Richard" *Clears Throat) + "A"(rticle) + Slut (Epithet against the human race of nymphos and other types of promiscuous mofos!)! Statutory whoring, I's be deploring, poignantly. I think like I stink but don't smell SHIT! Where's the smarmy snarky harking angel's stark, raving mad chatterbox-dummies at? Wave your fat, filthy little hands in the hand and barbarically rock till your tendons mosh and lung your wrist, palm springs, and butterfingertips over the hedge of a broken Mount Rushmore Mountain, BITCH!
[Edited 4/27/09 2:16am]

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