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"THE X-MASS TRADITION" AS ALWAYS IN THE NORTH POLE...
A week before xmass (a few days before the xmass work starts) SANTA and all his elves and family got togethrer for the 'BEGINING OF XMASS FEAST' and had a lovely time. so imagine his dismay when he found out at GO TIME that 300 of his elves were to be out with food poisoning. in order to get the work done he had to put on all new elves that hadn't been trained for the work, and xmass now 2 days away. With a splitting headache and having the shits himself, things weren't lookin good. Mrs. Claus was on the 'rag' and bitchin about everything,because evreybody was blaming her for the fucked up food. 1 day to go and SANTA goes to make ready the RAINDEER. All the females were in LAST TERM PREGNENCIES and the males had run off to parts unknown, meaning he now had to send out at least 100 of the slow ass elves from the work line to find them, delaying the toy making even longer and the shit had to be done by tomorrow noon at latest. SANTA figured "I NEED A COFFEE AND A GOOD SLUG OF JACK DANIELS" OF COURSE, when he got to his 'stash' he found that the elves had already beat him to the 'JACK', AND HE WAS FURIOUS!!! JUST THEN the doorbell rung and at the door was A BEAUTIFUL LIL ANGEL with a XMASS TREE she said "Good day dear SANTA, it's a wonderful day to be on the way in here i saw that your sleigh was broken and the lil elves have dropped all the gifts off that leadge over there, so to make your day better I HAVE BROUGHT YOU THIS TREE... WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO WITH IT???" Now you know why the ANGEL is ON TOP OF THE TREE I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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I find this to be a nice Christmas joke. I'm BAD's FIRST BORN Baby Girl
The BITCH of the NORTH the | |
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i can't find a pic of a xmass tree with the angel stuck on top... DAMN IT!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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00769BAD said: i can't find a pic of a xmass tree with the angel stuck on top... DAMN IT!!!
Keep lookin BAD you'll find one. | |
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In keeping with the org christmas spirit. | |
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