My son, who I love dearly, just gone done stating this to me:


"Dad, Saturday is Elissia's (his little sister, who is going to be 10) birthday"

To which I replied, "Yes, I know"


"Saturday is also Kasey's (a friend of his, who is 14 like him) birthday party. Since Elissia knows Kasey, I decided that for her birthday present I'm going to bring her to Kasey's party."








That kid never ceases to amaze me.
[Edited 4/22/09 17:12pm]

Well he gets it from somewhere

I don't get it What's the problem with this?


Smooches;)

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

How convenient it was a party he was going to, right?

MsMisha319 said:

calculated selfishness

JerseyKRS said:

so generous Just wait till that little girl gets older and can manipulate back

MsMisha319 said:

He doesn't want to stay here for her party, he wants to go to his friend's party. Bringing her is just a way for him to do what he wants!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

that sums it up to a T!

JerseyKRS said:

And not having to spend money on a present

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

lol, she's mad because I said no. She doesn't need to be at the teenager's party.

Shawnt26 said:

that too!


He kills me sometimes.

JerseyKRS said:

I'm sure with the most sincere face on the planet

"since Elissia knows Kasey....."







X 10

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

STRAIGHTEST delivery you could Imagine, Richard.

JerseyKRS said:

OK, dad of the year. How about helping the kid out with some cash so he can get his sister a gift!

JerseyKRS said:

Trust me. My 15 year old nephew thinks I don't have his ass figured out

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

THAT'S the funny shit about it too, he knows damn well if asked me for 20 bucks to buy his sister a gift, I'd give it up without question. God love him.

He says he wants to be an attorney. GOD help us all.

JerseyKRS said:

Make sure he works for our side whatever that is

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

He has clearly demonstrated what side he will be working for.....











his.

does he realize he aint that slick and that no matter what he tries he'll get busted? Lmao. I love kids I swear

IAintTheOne said:

LMFAO, nothing is better than KNOWING where he's going with something and just enjoying the ride. LOL

JerseyKRS said:

I see. Would your daughter want to go to the party? She might think it's cool to hang out with her bro and some older kids



Smooches;)

MsMisha319 said:

Of course she wants to go! After her brother built it up to her like the coolest thing ever.

We told them both that a group of 14-year-old boys and girls hanging out will be doing and talking about things that might be appropriate for them, (and probably won't be ) but will not be appropriate for a girl who is about to turn 10.

Call it naive, but we feel strongly about keeping our kids kids as long as we can.

MsMisha319 said:

Oh, and we also feel strongly about not letting those little bastards think they can get over on us.



"as her birthday present"

JerseyKRS said:

So fucking true.

You have to know this kid to understand how hilarious this whole topic is.

He is a MASTER manipulator (or so he thinks), totally brilliant, with a heart of gold but at the same time incredibly selfish in this weirdly innocent way. He is a beautiful, maddening bundle of contradictions.

U sure he 14?

DesireeNevermind said:

He's been this way all his life!

FunkMistress said:

DesireeNevermind said:

We joke all the time that he must be descended from royalty. His nickname is The Prince. It just does not occur to him that there are needs and concerns other than his own. Like I said, it's the height of selfishness but in this totally innocent way. He's never malicious, just conniving.

At the same time, he will break your heart with his sweetness. When I go up to his room to say goodnight to him, he never lets me leave without a hug and a kiss. He always shows affection to us, even in front of his friends. And if anyone messes with any of his little sisters, he's ready for war.

FunkMistress said:

aw dang....2 sweet.