More importantly... do u keep them?

I always vow 2 lose this gut I've got... yet, year after year (and beer after beer) I've still got it. Maybe this time...

U?

well i used 2 make that same res. but i've just come 2 realize it's who i am just a fat guy with a sense of humor so i just gave up making resoloutions...maybe that'll be my next one...hmmm...

I've only ever made one Resolution and I am proud to say I've kept to it for years...here it is..

I resolved never to make resolutions

i is resolved to is be
da GREATEST i kin be
an every year i is out do
mahself

Every year i make them and break them.This year i vow not to eat any more Animals.

Wow, cherryloon... that's a big one. Good luck with that.

Every January it's so hard to find a parking spot at the club I workout in. By the middle of February I can get a good parking spot again.

Friend said:

Oh... that's so fucking funny!!!

Another funny thing. People who circle the health club parking looking 4 a good spot so they don't have 2 walk 2 far from the entry... then spend an hour on a treadmill or stairmaster!

June7 said:

Well watch this space.I'm gonna do it.

I make them every year, on every day of the year...to the point that the ones I make on New Year's don't stand out as anymore important in my mind than the other 364 times I've made resolutions...hell, I've made the resolution to step away from this computer about 12 times so far today... 8)

No, I dont make them.

Yes, I make them.

I am going to take up drinking.

wkb said:

Good! (insert evil laugh here)

June7 said:

I seen that one coming. I should have added that I live in Indiana and it's so fucking cold here in January and February. Therefore the reason I hate to park far away is because after spending an hour sweating on a treadmill it's not good to walk 2 blocks in the fucking cold when one is hot from working out.

No, no... I was being sincere.

I really thought that was funny.

I just added mine, cuz, in reality... I do BOTH!!!

what happens,... happens

wkb said:

good one roflmao

when i was a teenager i used to make them, but now i give up...hehehe

I don't make 'em.