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YOU MIGHT BE A RIGHT WING NUT JOB IF... Ok ladies and gerbils, this is a game. You've heard of Jeff Foxworthy's "You Might Be a Redneck" series of jokes. Well this is along the same lines.
Post a qualification for being a right wing nut job. I'm sure there are plenty, which is amusing in a scary and pathetic kind of way. 
I'll start. Your might be a right wing nut job if you : 1.Think Global Warming is the result of all them Hot Woks in China!!! 2. Think McCain and Palin didn't get elected because of a Mexican immigrant conspiracy! 3. Vote against gay marriage but go looking for gay sex in public bathrooms.  | |
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You're against abortion but you don't want to feed hungry kids. | |
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You still think Obama is a muslim. | |
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You shoot yer buddy on a hunting trip. | |
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You're all up in everyone else's FAMILY VALUES, but YOUR pregnant teen is a "private matter"  "Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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chocolate1 said: You're all up in everyone else's FAMILY VALUES, but YOUR pregnant teen is a "private matter"  | |
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Are convinced that WMD were found in Iraq. | |
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chocolate1 said: You're all up in everyone else's FAMILY VALUES, but YOUR pregnant teen is a "private matter"
This is better than the one I had in mind: "You're against abortion except when your daughter comes home pregnant with Rashod's baby..." | |
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YOU CALL YOUR DOWN SYNDROME BABY "SPECIAL"  | |
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Being Gay is a diesase & against God's will! | |
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...you do a google shopping search to find a pair of eyeglass frames just like sarah palins.  | |
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if you are hinn. [Edited 6/4/09 21:51pm] | |
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ThreadBare said: chocolate1 said: You're all up in everyone else's FAMILY VALUES, but YOUR pregnant teen is a "private matter"
This is better than the one I had in mind: "You're against abortion except when your daughter comes home pregnant with Rashod's baby..." Or Pretty Ricky's...wait...no...that's a group...even worse.  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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baroque said: if you are hinn.
[Edited 6/4/09 21:51pm]  | |
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Your own daughter is a lesbian and it's taken you about 9 years to accept her as she is. [Edited 6/5/09 10:46am] | |
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