Making out in public (and I don't mean horny teenagers).
I will pull up a damn chair from the lawn department and watch you and call out directions (lower! grab her right titty!) right there in the middle of the aisle at the Costco so quit that shit.
[Edited 4/14/09 9:55am]

Ladies, before going out.... please ask where your date is taking you, because you'll look like a straight fool if you wear a sequined dress at AppleBee's.

bboy87 said:

I agree.... beat those asses at home and you wouldn't have to do it in public!



I hate it more when people cuss at their kids, or call them mean names. That's just wrong.

Dress nicley yourself and dress your kids like ragamuffins.

People who talk loudly on their mobile phones in public/on public transport shouting down the phone either having a domestic with their "loved" one.. or discussing their dirty washing, slagging others off in public on the phone also

People who go to a restaurant and run their server ragged, then leave a two dollar tip. TACKY!

paintedlady said:

You're thinking "Damn, the baby just wanted some skittles! You didn't have to beat them in the soup and beans aisle"

Anxiety said:

as a server i can't tell you how badly i wanna chase them down and stick my tray up their ass

return some shit you already wore. u know that fruit punch stain was NOT there when u bought it.

johnart said:

I soooo want to see you do that!!

paintedlady said:

People do that!

1sexymf said:

That irks the hell out of me.

REDFEATHERS:

I was standing in line somewhere (I forget) and some guy was yelling on his phone at his girl that she'd better have a damned abortion or he was going to beat her ass when he got home. I was like ...sometimes I hate cell phones. I just left the line.

People at work that cough and hock up loogies every day and then go outside to smoke. There's a lady at work that coughs so hard it sounds like she's throwing up. It makes me gag while I'm working. She tries to claim the dr doesn't know what's wrong with her. Bitch, I know what's wrong with your ass. You smoke 2 packs of cheap cigarettes a day. That's what's wrong with you! Either quit smoking, get a fucking iron lung, or get the fuck out!

Sorry for the rant. I'm on my way to work to endure it all over again...

When in a crowded bus or train....

MEN: never rub against a lady's bottom to get you jollies off.

LADIES: if a man does.... loudly say "Do you have an ERECTION?!!! EEWWW!!"

and.....

Ladies, while on said crowded bus or train... please wash your ass daily, the booty gets ripe and we don't want to smell that please. Your jeans should never smell stronger than your perfume.

I hate:


Badass kids who pick your tulips to take them home for their mom on Mother's Day.

Mothers who let their little girls sit with their legs cocked open while wearing dresses.....

(no lie...I was on the train once and this poor little girl...like 4 year olds...had some kind of bumpy rash...so she wasn't wearing panties and she just had her legs spread!) I was wondering if the poor thing was gonna contract something new off of the damn train bench!

I gave the mother a look like "are you fucking kidding me!" (Dumb bitch.....I will never get over that one....)

White folks with dreadlocks.

Fire and lay off dozens of people, some in groups instead of individually...

Just being pigs and throwing toilet paper all over GYM'S or PUBLIC BATHROOMS. Leaving Feces without flushing,USED Sanitary Napkins opened in the bathroom, Women getting drunk and VOMITING in the BATHROOMS. Not wiping the GYM EQUIPMENT before and after USE! PICKING their NOSES while driving. SPITTING on the floor. LITTERING . Smoking and making NON-SMOKERS HAVE to INHALE their CANCER STICKS! I mean don't make everyone have to smell the CIGGY STINK.