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PrintableAnxiety said: 1sexymf said: People that stand damn near up your ass while in line - the line is not going to move any faster!
oh my GOD, i hate that. i'm not trying to have cuddle time with some fool in line at target just because they're in a hurry. PERSONAL SPACE, PLEASE. and people who hover around in line trying to figure out how they can cut in front of people can just knock it right off.  Lol, both burn me up.  | |
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shanti0608 said: Anxiety said: oh my GOD, i hate that. i'm not trying to have cuddle time with some fool in line at target just because they're in a hurry. PERSONAL SPACE, PLEASE. and people who hover around in line trying to figure out how they can cut in front of people can just knock it right off. When someone does that to me, I take a few steps back, step on their toes, turn and cough with my mouth open. 
Damn...I need my personal space. i usually step to the side as much as i can and then i give the offender one of my patented "are you crazy?" looks. | |
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Anxiety said: shanti0608 said: When someone does that to me, I take a few steps back, step on their toes, turn and cough with my mouth open.
Damn...I need my personal space. i usually step to the side as much as i can and then i give the offender one of my patented "are you crazy?" looks. I put that look on as soon as I walk in the store, other wise I am invisible. | |
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Making out in public (and I don't mean horny teenagers).
I will pull up a damn chair from the lawn department and watch you and call out directions (lower! grab her right titty!) right there in the middle of the aisle at the Costco so quit that shit. [Edited 4/14/09 9:55am] | |
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johnart said: Making out in public (and I don't mean horny teenagers).
I will pull up a damn chair from the lawn department and watch you and call out directions (lower! grab her right titty!) right there in the middle of the aisle at the Costco so quit that shit. [Edited 4/14/09 9:55am] That's what we're doing when I come to visit! | |
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hokie said: johnart said: Making out in public (and I don't mean horny teenagers).
I will pull up a damn chair from the lawn department and watch you and call out directions (lower! grab her right titty!) right there in the middle of the aisle at the Costco so quit that shit. [Edited 4/14/09 9:55am] That's what we're doing when I come to visit! Making out in public or finding people who do?  | |
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johnart said: hokie said: That's what we're doing when I come to visit! Making out in public or finding people who do? Finding people who do!  We'll get a giant megaphone! Free entertainment! | |
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hokie said: johnart said: Making out in public or finding people who do? Finding people who do! We'll get a giant megaphone! Free entertainment!And an airhorn!!! | |
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johnart said: hokie said: Finding people who do! We'll get a giant megaphone! Free entertainment!And an airhorn!!! Yes! What's your favorite vodka!? We may as well get drunk while we're at it! | |
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hokie said: johnart said: And an airhorn!!! Yes! What's your favorite vodka!? We may as well get drunk while we're at it! Grey Goose, Absolut, Skyy...  [Edited 4/14/09 10:08am] | |
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johnart said: Making out in public (and I don't mean horny teenagers).
I will pull up a damn chair from the lawn department and watch you and call out directions (lower! grab her right titty!) right there in the middle of the aisle at the Costco so quit that shit. [Edited 4/14/09 9:55am] why do i have queen carlotta screaming in my head now? "DIG FOR GOLD, DIG FOR GOLD!!!"  | |
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shanti0608 said: Anxiety said: oh my GOD, i hate that. i'm not trying to have cuddle time with some fool in line at target just because they're in a hurry. PERSONAL SPACE, PLEASE. and people who hover around in line trying to figure out how they can cut in front of people can just knock it right off. When someone does that to me, I take a few steps back, step on their toes, turn and cough with my mouth open.
Damn...I need my personal space. GAWD, I am SO stealing that strategy!  I usually just suffer through it, or pretend I'm looking @ something in a direction that causes my bag to swing & hit them in the gut. The coughing is MUCH better though  & if that doesn't work, I'll have to adopt, "WOULD YOU MOOOOOVE, MF??!!!"   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: shanti0608 said: When someone does that to me, I take a few steps back, step on their toes, turn and cough with my mouth open.
Damn...I need my personal space. GAWD, I am SO stealing that strategy! I usually just suffer through it, or pretend I'm looking @ something in a direction that causes my bag to swing & hit them in the gut. The coughing is MUCH better though & if that doesn't work, I'll have to adopt, "WOULD YOU MOOOOOVE, MF??!!!" Hehehe I find that stepping on their toes usually works. [Edited 4/14/09 12:19pm] | |
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paintedlady said: ZombieKitten said: you're just a good person more moms should be like you. Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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ZombieKitten said: StillGotIt said: but why does it have to get on the walls....on the floor....its never confined to the bowl.... why drop a loaf at a toilet you know you cannot properly sit on.....  if I know i took some type of laxative...I stay home  that must be kids, and people off their heads Yes, Muslims generally. Christians are no less off their heads, of course, but at least their God allows their thighs to make contact with the bog pan. Peace, empathy, compassion and understanding? That's how wars start. | |
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thanking everyone who posted on this thread...HELLA FUNNY!!!
Oh I needed a good laugh.....   Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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paintedlady said: Never go outside after laying with ya lady without washing your face.... you don't want your mouth smelling like tangy pootang.
    Prince's Sarah | |
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mzsadii said: paintedlady said: Never go outside after laying with ya lady without washing your face.... you don't want your mouth smelling like tangy pootang.
I think its photoshopped... but this is how I picture what dried up ahem..... bodyfluids and lubes look like after it dries on the lips.
eww. TMI sorry. | |
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MoniGram said: paintedlady said: that they should never do.
Here's a few that bother me
Have utility bills in their children's names. sad state when you have to mess up your children's credit too. Allow yourself to ask for money in public carrying a designer bag. get a job! [Edited 4/13/09 23:15pm] People do that!  I think this should be a illegal. People don't realize that they are messing with their child's future including chances of getting into college beause this stays on your credit for 15 years. Prince's Sarah | |
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paintedlady said: SCNDLS said: Uh, it never works when you try to bring them muthafuckas back home witcha. Can't you see he just trynta get his papers???  Family members are like.... "What does she see in the refugee?" [Edited 4/14/09 7:35am] I know this is a spoof, Shabba Rank is an ugly man.  Prince's Sarah | |
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I hate:
People in the house who say they hate Prince & his Music only for me to find it in their bedroom or car. Badass kids who play on your grass cuz their yard has none. Badass kids who pick your tulips to take them home for their mom on Mother's Day. People at a potluck who dip their chips, take a bite, and then dip the same chip in the dip again....Double Dippers Not Allowed People who come to a party, fill 3 plates then leave. Free loaders who don't bring anything to the table. People who take off their shoes in church. Women who know that the clothing was made in their size. Men who run around with pants hanging down on their butt with their stankass underwear showing. Prince's Sarah | |
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mzsadii said: paintedlady said: Family members are like.... "What does she see in the refugee?" [Edited 4/14/09 7:35am] I know this is a spoof, Shabba Rank is an ugly man. Maybe... but Shabba didn't need looks to get ahead in life, talent was enough. I think he worked what he had... never cared for his voice though. | |
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You guys are awesome.... this thread is too funny! | |
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People at concerts who tell everyone to stop singing along to their favorite songs. WTF kind of shit is that? Receiving transmission from David Bowie's nipple antenna. Do you read me Lieutenant Bowie, I said do you read me...Lieutenant Bowie | |
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mzsadii said: I hate:
People in the house who say they hate Prince & his Music only for me to find it in their bedroom or car. Badass kids who play on your grass cuz their yard has none. Badass kids who pick your tulips to take them home for their mom on Mother's Day. People at a potluck who dip their chips, take a bite, and then dip the same chip in the dip again....Double Dippers Not Allowed People who come to a party, fill 3 plates then leave. Free loaders who don't bring anything to the table. People who take off their shoes in church. Women who know that the clothing was made in their size. Men who run around with pants hanging down on their butt with their stankass underwear showing. I don't know why but that really irks me. | |
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StillGotIt said: I think its very tacky when people dont deal with their winter feet before pulling out the sandals.....
 Okay that nearly made me gag PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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mzsadii said: I hate:
People in the house who say they hate Prince & his Music only for me to find it in their bedroom or car. Badass kids who play on your grass cuz their yard has none. Badass kids who pick your tulips to take them home for their mom on Mother's Day. People at a potluck who dip their chips, take a bite, and then dip the same chip in the dip again....Double Dippers Not Allowed People who come to a party, fill 3 plates then leave. Free loaders who don't bring anything to the table. People who take off their shoes in church. Women who know that the clothing was made in their size. Men who run around with pants hanging down on their butt with their stankass underwear showing. You need to electrify your yard to keep those Badass kids away.
Also with potluck always someone be all "OOH I'll bring the napkins and paper plates." Cheap ass. Then bring sodas too! | |
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johnart said: mzsadii said: I hate:
People in the house who say they hate Prince & his Music only for me to find it in their bedroom or car. Badass kids who play on your grass cuz their yard has none. Badass kids who pick your tulips to take them home for their mom on Mother's Day. People at a potluck who dip their chips, take a bite, and then dip the same chip in the dip again....Double Dippers Not Allowed People who come to a party, fill 3 plates then leave. Free loaders who don't bring anything to the table. People who take off their shoes in church. Women who know that the clothing was made in their size. Men who run around with pants hanging down on their butt with their stankass underwear showing. You need to electrify your yard to keep those Badass kids away.
Also with potluck always someone be all "OOH I'll bring the napkins and paper plates." Cheap ass. Then bring sodas too! ^^^^ that ish I absolutely hate... I respond, "Naw girl, we are talking about food, not utensils (unless she can't cook well, then we say "we need you to bring the plates n such ) | |
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Genesia said: johnart said: Indoor furniture in their front porch.
Thongs showing up above your jeans. 
PINK (or any word) written across an ass older than 23 or big enough to take up 2 seats is not cute.
Bare midriffs that fold over or wrinkle. Not cute.
Having loud ass conversations on your cell while standing behind me in line. You're not that important.  And if you're having the convo up in my ear then don't act surprised if feel I have the right to join in.
to alla dat! dittoGoing to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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shanti0608 said: Anxiety said: oh my GOD, i hate that. i'm not trying to have cuddle time with some fool in line at target just because they're in a hurry. PERSONAL SPACE, PLEASE. and people who hover around in line trying to figure out how they can cut in front of people can just knock it right off. When someone does that to me, I take a few steps back, step on their toes, turn and cough with my mouth open.
Damn...I need my personal space.  thank you....I am sooooo going to do thatGoing to church doesn’t make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. | |
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