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Printablemdiver said: Anxiety said: well, my appetite is a gift that keeps on giving, so they might as well just appreciate it.  You can have as much tofu as you like at our house, i won't fight you for it  and you can just keep that giant size jar of pickles on your end of the room.  | |
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mdiver said: Anxiety said: well, my appetite is a gift that keeps on giving, so they might as well just appreciate it. You can have as much tofu as you like at our house, i won't fight you for it Tofu is easy to share.... chocolate covered strawberries or that last bowl of creme brulee' is another story.... | |
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paintedlady said: Anxiety said: ps OM NOM NOM NOM  we'll just fix you a plate with lots of chips... get your ON NOM NOM NOM on!that's what i'm talking about | |
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paintedlady said: mdiver said: You can have as much tofu as you like at our house, i won't fight you for it Tofu is easy to share.... chocolate covered strawberries or that last bowl of creme brulee' is another story.... STAY AWAY FROM MY CREME BRULEE  | |
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mdiver said: paintedlady said: Tofu is easy to share.... chocolate covered strawberries or that last bowl of creme brulee' is another story.... STAY AWAY FROM MY CREME BRULEE  Tackle a greedy mofo for the last bowl.  | |
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When in a crowded bus or train....
MEN: never rub against a lady's bottom to get you jollies off. LADIES: if a man does.... loudly say "Do you have an ERECTION?!!! EEWWW!!" and..... Ladies, while on said crowded bus or train... please wash your ass daily, the booty gets ripe and we don't want to smell that please. Your jeans should never smell stronger than your perfume.  | |
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paintedlady said: mdiver said: STAY AWAY FROM MY CREME BRULEE Tackle a greedy mofo for the last bowl. 
I love crème brulee  | |
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Indoor furniture in their front porch. 
Thongs showing up above your jeans.
PINK (or any word) written across an ass older than 23 or big enough to take up 2 seats is not cute. 
Bare midriffs that fold over or wrinkle. Not cute.
Having loud ass conversations on your cell while standing behind me in line. You're not that important.  And if you're having the convo up in my ear then don't act surprised if feel I have the right to join in. [Edited 4/14/09 8:22am] | |
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johnart said: Indoor furniture in their front porch.
Outdoor furniture in your living room.  | |
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johnart said: Indoor furniture in their front porch.
Thongs showing up above your jeans.
PINK (or any word) written across an ass older than 23 or big enough to take up 2 seats is not cute.
Bare midriffs that fold over or wrinkle. Not cute.
Muffintops are not cute at all... I should know.
Just because its made in your size doesn't mean it looks good on you! Its about how clothing should drape over your body and not wearing the latest trend that doesn't flatter your shape. Having loud ass conversations on your cell while standing behind me in line. You're not that important. And if you're having the convo up in my ear then don't act surprised if feel I have the right to join in.
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Nasty ass torn up busted up LV scarf on your head whilst shoppin the Walmarks.
"Chanel" earrings and sunglasses when you pull up next to me at the traffic light in a busted up dodge missing a hubcap and the hood is a different color than the rest of the car. I'm not fooled.  | |
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johnart said: Indoor furniture in their front porch.
Thongs showing up above your jeans.
PINK (or any word) written across an ass older than 23 or big enough to take up 2 seats is not cute.
Bare midriffs that fold over or wrinkle. Not cute.
Having loud ass conversations on your cell while standing behind me in line. You're not that important. And if you're having the convo up in my ear then don't act surprised if feel I have the right to join in.
to alla dat!We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Bedsheets on the windows of a million dollar house . . . months after you moved in. | |
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SCNDLS said: Bedsheets on the windows of a million dollar house . . . months after you moved in.
That's just as bad as driving a Hummer and living in the projects. | |
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paintedlady said: SCNDLS said: Bedsheets on the windows of a million dollar house . . . months after you moved in.
That's just as bad as driving a Hummer and living in the projects. Or driving a Benz but living witcha mama.  | |
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SCNDLS said: Bedsheets on the windows of a million dollar house . . . months after you moved in.
Being house poor...tacky and stupid! We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: SCNDLS said: Bedsheets on the windows of a million dollar house . . . months after you moved in.
Being house poor...tacky and stupid! Bad look all the way around. | |
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SCNDLS said: paintedlady said: That's just as bad as driving a Hummer and living in the projects. Or driving a Benz but living witcha mama. One should never pull out foodstamps out a Gucci bag. | |
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johnart said: SCNDLS said: Or driving a Benz but living witcha mama. One should never pull out foodstamps out a Gucci bag. When I was a checker, that shit happened all the time! 
Another tacky thing was people sending their 3 kids in with a $1 food stamp each to buy penny candy, and pooling the other 99 cents to buy cigarettes. | |
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johnart said: SCNDLS said: Or driving a Benz but living witcha mama. One should never pull out foodstamps out a Gucci bag. True story: My sister (a flight attendant) once had someone try to buy a cocktail on the plane using...you guessed it...food stamps. We don’t mourn artists because we knew them. We mourn them because they helped us know ourselves. | |
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Genesia said: johnart said: One should never pull out foodstamps out a Gucci bag. True story: My sister (a flight attendant) once had someone try to buy a cocktail on the plane using...you guessed it...food stamps. Well alcohol IS nourishment. | |
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Waiting for paint to dry, but it's not quite there yet. Tacky!
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Genesia said: johnart said: One should never pull out foodstamps out a Gucci bag. True story: My sister (a flight attendant) once had someone try to buy a cocktail on the plane using...you guessed it...food stamps. | |
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Genesia said: johnart said: One should never pull out foodstamps out a Gucci bag. True story: My sister (a flight attendant) once had someone try to buy a cocktail on the plane using...you guessed it...food stamps. if i was your sister, i would have blurted out an involuntary "WHAT THE...!?!?" before i even thought of the most tactful way to handle the situation. kudos to her if she handled it gracefully. | |
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People that stand damn near up your ass while in line - the line is not going to move any faster!
Renting rims. | |
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1sexymf said: People that stand damn near up your ass while in line - the line is not going to move any faster!
Renting rims. OMG when i was visiting Val in FL i was amazed that you can actually go to the "Rent n Roll"
Most of the rims were worth more than the cars they were on... | |
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1sexymf said: People that stand damn near up your ass while in line - the line is not going to move any faster!
oh my GOD, i hate that. i'm not trying to have cuddle time with some fool in line at target just because they're in a hurry. PERSONAL SPACE, PLEASE. and people who hover around in line trying to figure out how they can cut in front of people can just knock it right off. | |
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johnart said: SCNDLS said: Or driving a Benz but living witcha mama. One should never pull out foodstamps out a Gucci bag. In Walmart at that! | |
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mdiver said: 1sexymf said: People that stand damn near up your ass while in line - the line is not going to move any faster!
Renting rims. OMG when i was visiting Val in FL i was amazed that you can actually go to the "Rent n Roll"
Most of the rims were worth more than the cars they were on... Rent N Roll?!
And yeah, the rims usually cost more than the car. | |
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Anxiety said: 1sexymf said: People that stand damn near up your ass while in line - the line is not going to move any faster!
oh my GOD, i hate that. i'm not trying to have cuddle time with some fool in line at target just because they're in a hurry. PERSONAL SPACE, PLEASE. and people who hover around in line trying to figure out how they can cut in front of people can just knock it right off. When someone does that to me, I take a few steps back, step on their toes, turn and cough with my mouth open. 
Damn...I need my personal space. | |
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