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A Boy With An Elephant On His Head Went To See A Doctor The doctor said, "You know you really need help"
"Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !"  | |
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Oh dear!  | |
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Did you get that joke out of a Christmas cracker? Thats bad! Sometimes Life is like the post...You just don't get it! | |
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Alrighty...  | |
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 I like it  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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How does an elephant get down from a tree?
Sits on a leaf and waits for autumn (fall)  | |
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OMG These are bad  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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 Like it!
I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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Umm, | |
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OK so who's got a better joke?
Here's my attempt... Q: What's blue and lies beside Michael Jackson's bed? A: Billy's jeans. So whatcha got? | |
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It's green and flies through the sky...??
A brussel sprout Its brown and flies through the sky...?? The same sprout two weeks later  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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funkpill said: The doctor said, "You know you really need help"
"Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid off my foot !" | |
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i've got visions of ice age in my brain now
happy goooood friday, funky wunky!   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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 I don't know about this one, funk...
What's black and white black and white black and white and green? Three zebras fighting over a pickle...  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said:[quote]:
is this real or photoshopped?  [Edited 4/10/09 15:16pm] | |
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paintedlady said:[quote] noimageatall said: :
is this real or photoshopped?
[Edited 4/10/09 15:16pm] This is just WRONG! Prince's Sarah | |
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paintedlady said:[quote] noimageatall said: :
is this real or photoshopped?
[Edited 4/10/09 15:16pm] I've been saving it for something. Leave it to funk to make me use it. "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said:[quote] paintedlady said: noimageatall said: :
is this real or photoshopped?
[Edited 4/10/09 15:16pm] I've been saving it for something. Leave it to funk to make me use it. I....can't....stop....staring.....
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paintedlady said: noimageatall said: I've been saving it for something. Leave it to funk to make me use it. I....can't....stop....staring.....
Well, what else would you look like if an elephant stepped on you? "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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noimageatall said:
 With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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noimageatall said: paintedlady said: I....can't....stop....staring.....
Well, what else would you look like if an elephant stepped on you?  | |
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paintedlady said: noimageatall said: Well, what else would you look like if an elephant stepped on you?
 "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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From what I understand, that pic is real. I've seen it on a few other sites.
Story goes, he'd had enough and jumped. | |
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comegetwild said: From what I understand, that pic is real. I've seen it on a few other sites.
Story goes, he'd had enough and jumped. Seriously? It looks fake to me. At least I was hoping...  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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comegetwild said: From what I understand, that pic is real. I've seen it on a few other sites.
Story goes, he'd had enough and jumped. That's awful. Bad jokes day.
(Sorry funkpill. ) | |
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To Funk!  | |
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Whats green and red and goes round and round?
A frog in a blender What's brown and sticky? A stick  [Edited 4/11/09 6:00am] I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
C'mon and dance while you, while you still have your cherry babe, cherry babe.. www.KerrysCakes.org.uk | |
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