My contribution...

Not to get too personal, but I can hold my pee for a very long time and I just now went to the bathroom for the first time all day.
As I was doing my business, a girl came in to use the bathroom too.
When I was done peeing, she said from the stall next to me, "Oh my God, that was the longest pee ever...Jesus, and I came in here mid-stream! You're going to be dehydrated now"

I had to laugh, but I wasn't holding a conversation with a stranger between stall walls about my bathroom habits, so I finished up, washed my hands, and hauled it out of there before I had to be eye to eye with her


There! Now you go

How about a joke?

Q) What does a guy with a 12" cock eat for breakfast?

A) Well, this morning I just had cornflakes

I've been getting this in emails for a couple weeks now

I've been getting this in emails for a couple weeks now

My husband and I were walking through the park and two gentlemen around 40-50 years old were walking the opposite way towards us. I was wondering, to myself, if they were a couple. They weren't holding hands, but it is unusal to see a couple of guys as just friends taking a walk together.
So, we go to pass by them and we all say 'Hello'.
My husband looks at me sideways and starts to giggle.
"What?"
"You just said 'Couple' instead of hello."

OMG! A friend just sent me a message to say that her daughter has taken on a saturday job cleaning a local pub called 'the cock'. She said (innocently) 'I hope she keeps it up!'

I called in on my old work colleagues a couple of weeks ago and I sat at a desk chatting to one of the guys.... he threw a pen for me to catch and it fell under the desk. So I went under the desk to retrieve it and as I was coming up again my old boss entered the room and saw me emerging from under this guys desk. He just muttered 'oh my god' and left the room!

I've been getting this in emails for a couple weeks now

SCNDLS said:

I really wish you guys could hear how hard my son Matthew laughed when seeing this.