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Thread started 04/06/09 6:33pm

ZombieKitten

It's not Friday but…

A man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan Officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going overseas on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The loan officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the man hands over the keys and documents of a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.

The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the man for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000, and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother borrowing $5,000?"

The man replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return."
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Reply #1 posted 04/06/09 6:46pm

Vendetta1

falloff
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Reply #2 posted 04/06/09 7:10pm

missmad

hahaha
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Reply #3 posted 04/06/09 7:31pm

yeahsheis

smile smart man
mmmm...chocolates
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Reply #4 posted 04/06/09 7:43pm

funkpill

confused






















clapping that's why he's a millionaire.
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Reply #5 posted 04/06/09 7:49pm

mzsadii

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What a wise man. lol lol lol
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Reply #6 posted 04/07/09 5:17pm

wildgoldenhone
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I knew it was gonna be about the parking.

lol
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Reply #7 posted 04/07/09 5:25pm

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thumbs up!
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Reply #8 posted 04/07/09 5:29pm

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lol
canada

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Reply #9 posted 04/07/09 7:17pm

ZombieKitten

wildgoldenhoney said:

I knew it was gonna be about the parking.

lol

you must be a New Yorker!!! wink
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Reply #10 posted 04/07/09 7:18pm

ocean

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Reply #11 posted 04/07/09 10:06pm

Amaxx

That's why he's a multi millionaire! nod
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