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Reply #60 posted 04/07/09 10:27am

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Imago said:





someone should really photoshop that into a gif so the go-go boys penis pops over and cock-slaps him
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Reply #61 posted 04/07/09 10:31am

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Imago said:

She's really something special.
What you see here is what you get in real life. No guise whatsoever.
She's fun, loving, crazy, and insane all rolled up int a petite,
gorgeous package.

I can't recall when she first started reaching out to me,
but I do remember she always spoke to me like she understood
me. She's doesn't just pretend to have powers of intuition--
this girl really gets you. That's why I'm so happy,
beyond words really, that Jerseykrs and she got together
and formed such a loving family.

They both are just too wonderful on their own and as
a single whole for words to adequately describe. I hope
to know them for the rest of my life. And should I end
up in Belgium or Thailand, they'll always have a place
to stay.

Dare I say it, she completes the Jerseykrs puzzle for me.


Only a woman like Erin could be responsible for
one of the most iconic photos on the org..... ever ;





Dan, I love you this much:

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Reply #62 posted 04/07/09 10:33am

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To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws.
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Reply #63 posted 04/07/09 10:37am

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BSK3478 said:

a 31-ribnick salute to you, erin! giggle (yeah, it's supposed to be 21, but i added 10 extra...because you're that damned awesome)

whip hug yay! hug


DEJA!!!

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Reply #64 posted 04/07/09 10:37am

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Happy Birthday Erin! party martini
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Reply #65 posted 04/07/09 10:38am

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JerseyKRS said:

this dirty mother fucker says you want a piece of him!



That shit is the only sexy thing about all three of those movies.
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Reply #66 posted 04/07/09 10:40am

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The fuck is that?
This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun
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Reply #67 posted 04/07/09 10:42am

BSK3478

FunkMistress said:

BSK3478 said:

a 31-ribnick salute to you, erin! giggle (yeah, it's supposed to be 21, but i added 10 extra...because you're that damned awesome)

whip hug yay! hug


DEJA!!!

hug

excited

sorry i don't have any gelato or hawt bitches to post...i ate the gelato, and ain't no women talking to me, hawt or otherwise. boxed
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Reply #68 posted 04/07/09 10:43am

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pardonme4livin, Mach, starkitty, CarrieMipples, JustErin, Shanti, roodboi, paintedlady, NMuzakNSoul, babooshleeky, Cuddles, Serious, thekidsgirl, sweet, hokie (bitch!), veronikka, JessieJ, Sammi, mdiver, Mysterioso, Nothinbutjoy, CarrieLee, DanceWme, sextonseven (yaw wicked pissah), BSK3478, Imago, ehuffnsd, Mushanga, RenHoek, cborgman, and PaisleyPark5083:

Thank you. mushy

You're all so kind, and really and truly brightened up my day! I love the Internets!

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Reply #69 posted 04/07/09 10:43am

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And oh shit! Since when was FM a hippie? No wonder she's so mellow and laid-back and shit! I need a smoke. Give me a bong!
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Reply #70 posted 04/07/09 10:45am

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Mysterioso said:

And oh shit! Since when was FM a hippie? No wonder she's so mellow and laid-back and shit! I need a smoke. Give me a bong!

here ya go...

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Reply #71 posted 04/07/09 10:49am

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cborgman said:

Mysterioso said:

And oh shit! Since when was FM a hippie? No wonder she's so mellow and laid-back and shit! I need a smoke. Give me a bong!

here ya go...


mad

I said a bong. Not a DONG!
[Edited 4/7/09 10:49am]
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Reply #72 posted 04/07/09 11:03am

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Mysterioso said:

cborgman said:


here ya go...


mad

I said a bong. Not a DONG!
[Edited 4/7/09 10:49am]


look closer... the genius of it is it's BOTH
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Reply #73 posted 04/07/09 11:05am

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cborgman said:

Mysterioso said:


mad

I said a bong. Not a DONG!
[Edited 4/7/09 10:49am]


look closer... the genius of it is it's BOTH


evillol
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Reply #74 posted 04/07/09 11:29am

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cborgman said:

Mysterioso said:

And oh shit! Since when was FM a hippie? No wonder she's so mellow and laid-back and shit! I need a smoke. Give me a bong!

here ya go...




spit


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Reply #75 posted 04/07/09 11:29am

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cborgman said:

Imago said:





someone should really photoshop that into a gif so the go-go boys penis pops over and cock-slaps him



Do NOT give him any ideas! fishslap


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Reply #76 posted 04/07/09 11:32am

BSK3478

shocked now that...is ingenuity right there.
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Reply #77 posted 04/07/09 11:32am

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darling youuuuu send meeeee




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Reply #78 posted 04/07/09 11:33am

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One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!
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Reply #79 posted 04/07/09 11:34am

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One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn't belong,
Can you tell which thing is not like the others
By the time I finish my song?

Did you guess which thing was not like the others?
Did you guess which thing just doesn't belong?
If you guessed this one is not like the others,
Then you're absolutely...right!




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Reply #80 posted 04/07/09 11:37am

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Keith Sweat says "you gon' get raped!"




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Reply #81 posted 04/07/09 11:37am

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JerseyKRS said:

darling youuuuu send meeeee




love
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Reply #82 posted 04/07/09 11:39am

roodboi

weirdos...
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Reply #83 posted 04/07/09 11:40am

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roodboi said:

weirdos...

cuties.. fallinluv
Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
They now belong to BigBearHermy. heart
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Reply #84 posted 04/07/09 11:40am

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JerseyKRS said:

Keith Sweat says "you gon' get raped!"




falloff

I am LOLing left and right over here! I'm supposed to be entering monthly notes!
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Reply #85 posted 04/07/09 11:42am

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FunkMistress says, "Salt, you gon' get raped!"



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Reply #86 posted 04/07/09 11:44am

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Mushanga said:

roodboi said:

weirdos...

cuties.. fallinluv


cute weirdos...
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Reply #87 posted 04/07/09 11:45am

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True love is when you know all each other's celebrity crushes. lol

I promise to reciprocate for your birthday.

I will personally murder Alyssa Milano, Belinda Carlisle, Debbie Harry, that chick from the Distillers, and all those other whores you like, one by one.

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Reply #88 posted 04/07/09 11:45am

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weezy wants to wish you a happy birthday, but he's too busy being gay



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Reply #89 posted 04/07/09 11:46am

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roodboi said:

Mushanga said:


cuties.. fallinluv


cute weirdos...

aaaww... yes
Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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