Okay, go!

Carrie: I began to realize that being beautiful is like having a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park: completely unfair and usually bestowed upon those who deserve it least.

Carrie: I take that back. Beauty is fleeting, but a rent-controlled apartment overlooking the park is forever.

Regarding the up-the-butt episode:

Cab Driver: No! No smoking in cab!
Carrie: Sir, we're talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.

Samantha: All I'm saying, that this is—this is a physical expression that the body was, well, it was designed to experience. And P.S., it's fabulous.
Charlotte: What are you talking about??? I went to Smith!!

Carrie: Meanwhile, uptown, Charlotte wondered when relationships had gotten so complicated. She yearned for the time when dinner was followed by dessert, not lubricant.

Charlotte: I'm afraid if I don't, you'll dump me, and if I do, then I'll be the up-the-butt girl. And I don't want to be the up-the-butt girl because, I mean, men don't marry the up-the-butt girl. Who's ever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt?


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SCNDLS said:

My fave quote from that show, ever.

I have never seen one episode of this show, let alone the movie

my favorite quote was "fabulous"


Google says that was the final word in the final episode.

JerseyKRS said:

That's right, it was.

Miranda: How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.

On talking dirty during sex:

Miranda: Sex is not a time to chat. In fact, it's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life where it is perfectly appropriate—if not preferrable—to shut up. And now suddenly I have to worry about being stumped for conversation? No thank you. co-
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Miranda: I have to go feed my cat.

Honey said:

Code for: This dude is a dick!

Carrie : Miranda went out with an overeater and he overate her.


and especially for Imago:


Miranda : They don't cook the food here?
Samantha : That's why they call it Raw. The raw food movement! People love it: Sting, Demi, Soon-Yi... soon me!
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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

OMG that's a cute twist: dedicating a quote to an Orger.
[Edited 4/3/09 13:41pm]

For PaintedLady :

Samantha: Maybe there's something he can eat to make it sweeter.
Carrie: Maybe you should write to Martha Stewart.
Miranda: "Dear Martha: Funky spunk. Help."

For 1sexymf (or myself )

Aidan: Don't take this the wrong way but this place could use a little work.
Carrie: I know, but I can't afford it.
Aidan: You've got eight thousand bucks' worth of shoes over there.
Carrie: I needed those!
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Samantha: Who knows? He's a man. You could lay your pussy on a table right in front of one and still not know what he's thinking.

Charlotte: I'm tired of being married to your penis. I'm a person! And this is supposed to be a relationship! And I am DONE walking on eggshells. Ooh, don't talk about moving in in front of the penis because it might go soft! And the penis likes this and the penis doesn't like that and THE PENIS WANTS TO BE MEASURED!

Samantha: Honey, welcome to my box.

Samantha: Could you please move your tampons away from my toast points?

Samantha: These are guys. They don't talk, they fight. They can't help it. It's all that crazy testosterone. God bless it.

SCNDLS said:

Now see... I would NEVER have that problem. I keep my man on a apple/pinapple juice diet.

But yeah you and SexyMF would seriously have that shoe issue... you probably buy shoes before buying clothing.

I never understood the love of this show. Its basically the same scenario every week. Sams a slut, Charolette is a princess, Miranda is juggling and Carrie has daddy issues.

It's a bore.

lazycrockett said:

"and don't come in here wit no bullsh*t"

It's right in the title of this thread!

Miranda: I'm trying to change my bed karma. I figure if I can make my bed a place I really want to be, others will feel the same.
Carrie: Ah, the field of dreams.
Miranda: Exactly. If you build it, he will come.



Charlotte: Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be—it's the hottest spot in town. It's always open!
Charlotte: That was a terrible thing I said.
Samantha: Yes, it was. Now if you'll excuse me, I have another tour group coming through my vagina in ten minutes.



Charlotte: I proposed to myself!
Carrie: What?
Charlotte: Yes. I suggested he have a tomato salad, then I suggested we get married.
Carrie: Wait. What exactly did he say?
Charlotte: Alrighty!
Carrie: Alrighty? He said alrighty? Now I'm thinking the upsetting thing isn't that you proposed; it's that you proposed to a guy that says "alrighty."
Charlotte: Oh, Carrie, stop!
Carrie: Alrighty.

Efan said:

Hey I'm just trying to save this tired old thread.

SCNDLS said:

The double-talk. Which reminds me of Harry's many cuppa tea...

Charlotte: We have a "tea bag" situation...
Samantha: Just breathe through your nose.

To Genesia:
"That baby sounds like an asshole."
-Samantha

... because it's so something we'd say in conversation.

johnart said:

For johnart (because, again, this is an exchange we would totally have)...

Charlotte: Imagine, being blind and not being able to see a beautiful day like today. Can you think of anything worse?

Anthony: Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket.

^^ with Crocs

paintedlady said:

I dedicated that one moreso cuz of the whole Martha Stewart confetti-shooting coochie scenario, hence the

Genesia said:

Hey, Painted! You know wassup. . .

Carrie: I'm not going to replace a man with some battery-operated device.
Miranda: You haven't met The Rabbit.
Samantha: Oh come on, if you're going to get a vibrator, at least get one called The Horse.

To Supa:

Stanford: I can only stay a few minutes. I got tickets to the Vagina Monologues.
Carrie: Why?
Stanford: Just because I don't eat at the restaurant doesn't mean I can't hear the specials.

I could totally hear Mutha saying this to some big booty chick:

Adam: Come on, give me a little BJ, up and down a couple times, you're done, it's easy!
Samantha: Easy? You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'!

To SirPsycho

Charlotte: ...if he asks, he thinks I'm 27.
Carrie (voiceover): Evidently while we had taken the midtown tunnel, Charlotte had taken the time tunnel.

Carrie, about her date: He's not that young.
Miranda: He's twenty-six. His generation has a totally different letter than ours.
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SCNDLS said:

sam: now if you'll excuse me, I have another tour group coming through my vagina in ten minutes.