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PrintableFauxie said: No 'happy ending' jokes, please.
 
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ZombieKitten said: Fauxie said: No 'happy ending' jokes, please.
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ZombieKitten said: HobbesLeCute said: Gettin' my hair washed by someone else. That is incredible.
yes, that is near top of my list too, AND surprisingly, a proper hand massage - my housemate was studying massage therapy and I let her practise on me as often as she wished, and right before her practical exams, she did everything she had ever learned on me, it took hours  and nobody had ever massaged my hands before, it nearly made me cry it was sooooo nice!I had a hand massage once. Well, it was more of a full arm massage that included my hand, but it was pretty amazing all around. I need a roommate that does massage. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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HobbesLeCute said: ZombieKitten said: yes, that is near top of my list too, AND surprisingly, a proper hand massage - my housemate was studying massage therapy and I let her practise on me as often as she wished, and right before her practical exams, she did everything she had ever learned on me, it took hours and nobody had ever massaged my hands before, it nearly made me cry it was sooooo nice!I had a hand massage once. Well, it was more of a full arm massage that included my hand, but it was pretty amazing all around. I need a roommate that does massage. A nice lady one! 
I've had 2  And I hadn't even sought them out in the classifieds or anything - purely serendipitous | |
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taking a dump  Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted?  ...was it u?  | |
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sexyAuntyFuka said: taking a dump
Imago meet sexyAuntyFuka .....sexyAuntyFuka meet Imago   | |
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Fauxie said: shanti0608 said:  I'm not even joking. I do not see that as a bad thing.  | |
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ZombieKitten said: HobbesLeCute said: I had a hand massage once. Well, it was more of a full arm massage that included my hand, but it was pretty amazing all around. I need a roommate that does massage. A nice lady one!
I've had 2 And I hadn't even sought them out in the classifieds or anything - purely serendipitousA lady would be nice, but I'm not picky. They could be a damn horse for all I care, as long as they made my muscles feel like Jell-o every once in awhile we'd be square. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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BJ To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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Cuddles said: BJ
a good one .. yes nothing worse than a bad one .....owwwwwooooowwwww  sometimes it snows in april....
sometimes i feel so bad..... | |
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i like getting all my dishes washed.
and no, that's not gay lingo for anything. | |
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ocean said: DO U LOVE BEING DONE Yes. The Normal Whores Club | |
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I can't even remember.
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Being spooned. | |
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Getting a foot massage.
minus the part where he puts my toes in his mouth. i hate that | |
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CarrieMpls said: I can't even remember.
ditto [Edited 4/6/09 7:53am] sometimes it snows in april....
sometimes i feel so bad..... | |
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ocean said: getting a foot massage having ur hair brushed head sctratched neck kissed hugged back rubbed | |
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massage and not the kind that hurt! Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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I just like being rubbed. Not kneaded or deep massage, just rubbing on my skin.
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hemphizzx said: Cuddles said: BJ
a good one .. yes nothing worse than a bad one .....owwwwwooooowwwww  NAHH even a bad BJ is pretty damn good What you don't remember never happened | |
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endymion said: hemphizzx said: a good one .. yes nothing worse than a bad one .....owwwwwooooowwwww NAHH even a bad BJ is pretty damn good oh god no !!! ewwwww u must enjoy pain sometimes it snows in april....
sometimes i feel so bad..... | |
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hemphizzx said: endymion said: NAHH even a bad BJ is pretty damn good oh god no !!! ewwwww u must enjoy pain I guess i am just lucky i never dated any vampires What you don't remember never happened | |
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well done !! lol sometimes it snows in april....
sometimes i feel so bad..... | |
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Anxiety said: i like getting all my dishes washed.
and no, that's not gay lingo for anything.  | |
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I love it when the cat gets in the little nook under my arm when I'm laying in bed watching tv. I especially love it when she throws her front legs over my shoulder, looking like a little kitty superman.  Shake it til ya make it  | |
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kissing the back of my legs, up and down.
kissing my neck, back rub gently rubbing the side of my arms. Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here |
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Someone playing guitar for me. | |
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A good old fashioned fucking will do the trick. | |
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hokie said: A good old fashioned fucking will do the trick.  | |
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Vendetta1 said: hokie said: A good old fashioned fucking will do the trick. I need one Ivy. Badly. | |
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