FunkMistress said:

I thought you worked with numbers and Chris works with dirt.

Imago said:

Then which is the lie? You are so hard to figure out. It could totally be the LOTF one, because you're that weird. But maybe you weren't that open with your weirdness in school.

FunkMistress said:

I just realized they're all true
SHIT.

Imago said:

I worked in IT, but I quit that shit. I teach developmentally disabled adults now, and some of my clients are incontinent and require a lot of toileting care. I also went back to school for my nursing degree.

I'm so much happier.

Imago said:

FunkMistress said:

awwwww

My ex-friend Nate (long story), now works as an event coordinator at a Nursing home. He absolutely loves his job, and does his best to ensure the residence get to see and experience as many cool things as possible.

FunkMistress said:

I would sleep with both of them. I would imagine the guy
gives a better BJ though.

Imago said:

That's awesome. There are so many people working in these fields who don't put forth that level of effort, partly because the compensation is too low to attract great people.

Your ex-friend sounds like a good guy.

Here's some about Carriempls:



She is musically inclined. She's wondered often why she doesn't pursue her interests in music more.


She likes chicken. It's the only meat that she tolerates since she's practically a vegetarian.


She's poised and ladylike, but spent almost an hour laughing her ass off cause somebody pulled a wedgy out of their buttcrack.

Imago said:

LIE!

FunkMistress said:

He totally is a great guy. We were best friends, but he ended up living with me when I went through a bought of depression about 10 years ago. We're estranged because of that, but I found out through a friend of his wife's what he's been doing lately. Its' totally him.

FunkMistress said:

that one is true

Here are some about JerseyKRS:

He is extremely ticklish.

He still owns the stuffed Winnie the Pooh doll that was given to him when he was born.

He has never been out of the USA.

FunkMistress said:

I for some reason can't picture him being ticklish. He already giggles at everything else. If he were ticklish the poor guy would be condemned to a life of constant giggling--not a good thing for such an emotionally bruised person,


But then again, I can't see him owning a Poo doll either, cause
he spends so much time collecting spider-man stuff.

FunkMistress said:

omg, they're all lies.

I AM musically inclined, but I never put any effort into it. I played clarinet all through school, I can sight-read and sing along to just about anything, I taught myself to play piano when I was a kid, etc. OK wait, so maybe that one IS true... Except I don't wonder about it much. lol.

I don't eat chicken and I stopped eating it for years even before I became a veggie.

I'm not even dignifying the third one with a response.

CarrieMpls said:

You and sosgemini spent an entire hour laughing because somebody picked at their buttcrack. Borgy and I finally got curious as to why you two wouldn't stop laughing and when we asked, we were so dissapointed in you, Carrie. So dissapointed.

Imago said:

Really????

I honestly don't remember that.

CarrieMpls said:

Drunk.

Imago said:

He is zero percent ticklish, which angers me greatly because I am hopelessly ticklish all over my body.

CarrieMpls said:

YES!

We were on 15h street. I had just gotten finished directing a drag queen in a tutu on how to find Twist Sobe.

Then you and sos erupted into laughter which lasted all the way until we reached ocean drive and dinner. When you finally told us what you were laughing at, I was like and and and ( oooh Carrie! ).

I really wish I could remember useful things this well.

FunkMistress said:

Poo bear.

Imago said:

It's from his infancy, and the only tender memory he has of a childhood riddled with fear and violence, you heartless jackass.

I have never been skiing.

My father once chased me down the street. He was completely naked, driving a pickup truck and throwing money out the window.

Animated movies always put me to sleep.

FunkMistress said:

I'm sending him piglet this Christmas to complete his collection.


We can think of it as... healing his inner child.

FunkMistress said:

It's only a guess.
The second one sounds like something out of a really crazy movie.
But after having read that thread about your aunt's Christmas card to you, I just can't rule it out.

i am bisexual
i had 3 amateur boxing fights im my youth
i have never eaten an egg in my life

Imago said:

If it's when we were walking down to dinner on ocean drive then I hadn't even really had drinks yet (and I even remember what I had for dinner, the mango salmon salad thingy). And yet I have NO memory of that happening. I'm so confused.

CarrieMpls said:

Girl, you hadn't REALLY had drinks until Twist SOBE.

Imago said:

The second one is absolutely, horrifyingly true.

JasmineFire said:

Nope, no basses were involved when I (quite literally) bumped into Mike Huckabee.

The other two are true.