FunkMistress said:

Crap. I don't know! You are wicked weird so any of these could be true or they could all be lies!

hokie said:

I've played guitar in the presence of a Marion Barry.

I've played bass in the presence of Mike Huckabee.

I've sung in the presence of George Bush

ThreadBare said:

the last is a lie?

hokie said:

A Jeri Curl cake? I don't think so.

BEST

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Imago said:

I'm crazy about golf. I don't talk about it often cause it's a boring subject to talk about, but there's something close to being like a state of meditation when you can sneak some time in on the weekend to play.

My first girlfriend's name was Angel. She was my first kiss, behind the bleachers in the 2nd grade. By the 8th grade, she became very popular and I was too nerdy for her to acknowledge.

I've have a problem with repeating numbers. If I wake up at 3:33 or 4:44 in the morning, I must go back to sleep until I wake up at a time that doesn't have repeating numbers.

I'm really good at tennis

I'm allergic to sport and fruit

I love planes

FunkMistress said:

I just can't see this.

Imago said:

Golf, I don't think so.

ZombieKitten said:

Your boobs are to big for tennis.

I am a politican
I used to go to the skool yard and watch Prince play BBall
I was the Mom's Rocketfootbal Defenceice Coach

littlemissG said:

I'm not totally useless though, I quite surprised myself last week

hokie said:

I'm 6'2"

littlemissG said:

Imago said:

HAHAHA, I WIN!!!



I did not give a baby up for adoption.

I totally had a cake with MJ's face on it, Jheri curl and all!

And I have maps of Middle Earth in my head. I could tell you the names of ten of Bilbo Baggins's relatives off the dome. I could watch the LOTR movies and tell you exactly which lines came directly from the books, and what was added for the movies. (Aragorn was never dragged off a cockadoody cliff! And where was Tom fucking Bombadil???)

HA!

Imago said:

Did you already reveal this one? I think the repeating numbers is a lie.

Either that or the first girlfriend.

FunkMistress said:

I lied about golf.

I hate golf.

Imago said:

DAMMIT!

You win too!

We rule.

I want to play again!

I only have one sibling.

I shaved my head bald when I was pregnant.

I once dated the former guitarist for the Indigo Girls.

FunkMistress said:

It shows just how clever we must be cause
we're like so popular and stuff that
everybody must be a special kind of
stupid to get these wrong.
We got these answers wrong, of
course, merely to throw everyone
off our trails, on a subconscious
level. We're clever like that.

Imago said:

Totally

BFFs 4eva

FunkMistress said:

I want to say this one is wrong, because I know you
have that goreous brother who I'd sell my soul
for just one night with. But I for some reason
picture you with at least one sister too.

But then again, I only see pictures of you
with a brother.

So, the guitarest of the indigo girls is wrong?
Cause I picture you being turned off by
someone who has calloused hands.

FunkMistress said:

you love hair too much !

Imago said:

Just the gorgeous brother.

I kind of cheated, though. It's my ex-best friend who dated the guitarist, not me. So yes, that is the lie.

Sigeon Tate, the lead singer of Remi Zero, once married to Alyssa milano, once tried to steal my wallot.


In high school we were asked to write epilogues for Lord of the Flies, and my epilogue detailed Jack , the 12 year old red head, having been so traumatized by his experiences on the island, that he got a sex change, and ended up living the remainder of his days robbing banks in dresses.


I'm often terrified of clowns. I saw IT when I was kid, and am forever scarred.


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Imago said:

Who the fuck is Melissa Milano?

SHIT, I love this game.




I've seeb all the Godfather movies at least 80 times.

I have an unnatural repulsion when somebody smokes while their hair is wet. It totally bothers me.

I'm morally opposed to milk and hate myself for liking ice cream.


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FunkMistress said:

Oops. Alyssa milano
That one is actually true.

I won't try that one, because I know the answer.

I wipe asses for a living and I love it.

My mother was born in Italy. She moved here when she was a little girl.

I have a genetic disorder that causes painful, hyper-extensible joints and super-stretchy skin. I am like fucking Stretch Armstrong.