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I need to hear more like this... What's the difference between a duck?
One of it's legs is the same. ___ What's brown and sticky? A stick. ___ Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words. ___ What's green and goes red at the touch of a button? A frog in a liquidiser. 
___ Why don't worms have balls? Because they can't dance. ___ Your turn. | |
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Whats pink and stands in a field?
A cow in a jogging suit | |
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how do you get 4 giraffes in a volkswagon?
2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat... | |
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Chinese man who likes to jump
Lee Ping | |
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What's the difference between an orange?
It's not a bicycle because a vest doesn't have sleeves. What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where the fuck did I put my tractor?". Two penguins are in the washroom, and one penguin says to the other, "could you please hand me the hammer?", so the second penguin says, "What do you think I am, a toaster?"  "Knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring faith. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal" - Carl Sagan | |
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Confuscious say:
Man who walk sideways through airport terminal going to Bangkok. "Knowledge is preferable to ignorance. Better by far to embrace the hard truth than a reassuring faith. If we crave some cosmic purpose, then let us find ourselves a worthy goal" - Carl Sagan | |
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Confuscious say:
he who fart in church sit in his own pew | |
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Confuscious say:
he who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with smelly finger | |
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What's red and invisible?
No tomatoes. | |
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two goldfish in a tank, one says to the other, "how do you drive this thing?"  | |
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How do you make a dog drink?
Put it in a blender!  | |
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