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PrintableMoniGram said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I can't believe I'm sharing this.
When I first got together with one of my boyfriends I farted myself awake. He totally played it off.He kept on sleeping.I'm sure he heard it. How could he not? It was hella loud. I.....WAS.....MORTIFIED!!!!! I will stay awake all night if I have to just to avoid farting in front of someone. I feel ya here. I don't let anyone hear me! PERIOD! I will die of pain before I do. that's nuts 
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ZombieKitten said: MoniGram said: I feel ya here. I don't let anyone hear me! PERIOD! I will die of pain before I do. that's nuts
I make sure everyone else feels the pain before I have to I never use to be that way.... Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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MoniGram said: ZombieKitten said: that's nuts
I make sure everyone else feels the pain before I have to I never use to be that way.... aaawwww 
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ZombieKitten said: MoniGram said: I never use to be that way.... aaawwww
it's been so long since I was in the company of anyone I wanted to impress Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian | |
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farts are healthy  | |
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JuliePurplehead said: I have a friend that farts herself to sleep.
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I cannot say who, nor do I know if I would allow to tell the story. Will try to get permission as soon as possible. Long story short, an entire IGA parking lot was cleared sometime around 1990 in Auburn Indiana due to a painfull, earth shattering, long lastin flagulat.
 
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