OK its 4:54 am, Im tired, bored, cant see the screen to good. Last night on Family guy Peter asked "have you ever farted yourself awake?". For those of you wondering what Im talking about, its this; farting so hard or loud whilst sleeping, you woke yourself up.

Has this ever happened to you?

Ps: One last thing, have you ever woke up drunk?

My dog does.

no, but my farts can awaken sleeping people, what can I say, it's a gift

2 months ago I tried a sugar-free Ritter Sport chocolate bar made with Sorbitol, and made the mistake of eating more than 4 squares of it....


so the answer to your question is a RESOUNDING yes and I haven't purchased another one of them since

Ottensen said:

you wanna lay off those

ZombieKitten said:

My partners farts have woken me up!

endymion said:

The gas was more than enough of a shocker! I'm a pretty healthy eater, so the the embarrassment alone of having gas for 2 days and trying not to make that pffft sound around people.....


yup, I learned the hard way that Sorbitol chocolate is NOT my friend

Monarch said:

To answer your second question....Yes I have!

MoniGram said:

my girlfriend does it all the time and then goes 2 work!

is it the sound or the feeling of a giant one slipping through your cheeks that awakens one ??

monkeyrose said:

I did that ONCE..way back in the day!

No, but I laughed myself awake last night. It was great.

I can't believe I'm sharing this.

When I first got together with one of my boyfriends I farted myself awake. He totally played it off.He kept on sleeping.I'm sure he heard it. How could he not? It was hella loud.

I.....WAS.....MORTIFIED!!!!!


I will stay awake all night if I have to just to avoid farting in front of someone.

Yup!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Oh who cares! Farts are and always will be funny...you can't help it if you're sleeping!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

you forgot the echoed part

yes maybe a couple times
you know it's bad if the smell wakes you up

emm said:

I thought we were talking about noise here!!!???!

I liked the thread about chicks sleep gasms way better than this one

As soon as I saw the title of this thread it made me chuckle.. I've woken myself many a time with my farts.

Wot's worse though is I constantly wake myself up with my snoring!! How loud must that be to actually wake me up..

Monarch said:

Go to bed

No,

but I have "snored" myself awake. I snore really bad, especially if I'm tired.
Just recently I was laying in bed with someone and they feel asleep before me. They didn't start to snore 'loud' until their breathing pattern changed. Breathing got deeper and the snoring got intense. Not bad, I just knew this person was very very tired. I found myself falling asleep to the sound of their snoring thank goodness they fell asleep first cause with my snoring they would have never slept!

No but I have a uncle that should be check out by scientist because I'm almost certian he is one of those toxic people.

There is this brand of "goodies" called VitaBrownie. They have 6 grams of fiber per brownie. I had three.

I fell asleep on the couch and the fiber kicked in and the sound woke me up!

I still eat them...but not three at a time.

I have a friend that farts herself to sleep.

Cuddles said:

Oh my God. Have I told this story before? Yes, it echoed. KABOOM!!!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

you know it was bad when you wake up just in time to hear the echo

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

YES !! YES YOU HAVE! but thats okay

cause i laughed my ass off for days when i recalled how you told the story last time.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I feel ya here. I don't let anyone hear me! PERIOD! I will die of pain before I do.