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If it was like this in the states, sperm banks would be flooded. http://slamxhype.com/blog...xtra-mile/
3 out of 5 men I met recently asked me if I’m gay or swing both ways, well I’m straight for sure but there are just too many cute girls in this city I can not help checking out. I got to tell you though, it’s really unfair to be a female in Shanghai, men get all the good options, girls are pretty and opened minded, now if you are healthy kind-hearted man who like to contribute to the Shanghai Sperm Bank, the girls will go that extra mile to give you a hand! First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness. Address for whoever wants to give it a go: No 145 Shan Dong Zhong Lu, Ren Ji Hospital, Building 1, 7th FL, near Fu Zhou Lu, Shanghai, China. I might start a “designer-sperm-bank”, collect the best designers/artists sperm from around the world, so there will be more mix-race children, less racism, hopefully all artistic too… Ok I’ll stop now… [Edited 4/4/09 10:00am] | |
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There are already sperm banks in the states. I think they
call them massage parlors. They don't pay you, you pay them. Don't laugh at my funk
This funk is a serious joint | |
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I wonder if you have to be Chinese in order to apply ? " I´d rather be a stank ass hoe because I´m not stupid. Oh my goodness! I got more drugs! I´m always funny dude...I´m hilarious! Are we gonna smoke?" | |
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You said "sperm banks would be flooded."
Ew. The Normal Whores Club | |
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i keep envisioning some woman scraping it off her hand into the specimen cup | |
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