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Thread started 03/23/09 4:03pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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I need to unsex this woman

This morning the beer goggles came off and I realised my mistake. Please, advice on how to unsex the abomination I woke up next to this morning. Please don't say suck the cum out of her vagoo as suggested by my brother, as I was wearing a rubber.
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #1 posted 03/23/09 4:06pm

Anxiety

vagoo. lol.
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Reply #2 posted 03/23/09 4:18pm

BlueZebra

you f*cked the failwhale ?

eek
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Reply #3 posted 03/23/09 4:21pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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BlueZebra said:

you f*cked the failwhale ?

eek


I guess seeing as I was wearing a condom there was actually, technically no glans/phallus - vagoo contact...albeit the microns on latex separating us.
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #4 posted 03/23/09 4:24pm

comegetwild

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If U managed 2 take the time and co-ordinate the effort of putting a condom on, I don't think U were that drunk. lol.

Maybe there is more 2 the attraction than even U realise. wink
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Reply #5 posted 03/23/09 4:27pm

Nothinbutjoy

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Show her this thread.

rose
I'm firmly planted in denial
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Reply #6 posted 03/23/09 4:34pm

johnart

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Nothinbutjoy said:

Show her this thread.

rose


Damn you beat me to it! lol
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Reply #7 posted 03/23/09 4:42pm

GaryTheNoTrash
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comegetwild said:

If U managed 2 take the time and co-ordinate the effort of putting a condom on, I don't think U were that drunk. lol.

Maybe there is more 2 the attraction than even U realise. wink


She put it on me, if I recall. Unless I'd been wearing it the whole night! biggrin sad
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #8 posted 03/23/09 5:24pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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So, you're the father of the 4 aborted babies in that other thread?! biggrin
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Reply #9 posted 03/23/09 5:28pm

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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

This morning the beer goggles came off and I realised my mistake. Please, advice on how to unsex the abomination I woke up next to this morning. Please don't say suck the cum out of her vagoo as suggested by my brother, as I was wearing a rubber.


Not to be cruel, Luvvy, but what makes her the abomination? hrmph
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Reply #10 posted 03/23/09 5:39pm

SupaFunkyOrgan
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mzsadii said:

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

This morning the beer goggles came off and I realised my mistake. Please, advice on how to unsex the abomination I woke up next to this morning. Please don't say suck the cum out of her vagoo as suggested by my brother, as I was wearing a rubber.


Not to be cruel, Luvvy, but what makes her the abomination? hrmph

Sleeping with the wrong man! giggle

wink
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Reply #11 posted 03/23/09 5:43pm

NDRU

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You liar! You are just proud of your humping! I hope she stalks you, personally. smile
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Reply #12 posted 03/23/09 6:04pm

Dewrede

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shallow ass
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Reply #13 posted 03/24/09 1:45am

MarySharon

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Brainwashing works well


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[Edited 3/24/09 1:47am]
Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity
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Reply #14 posted 03/24/09 1:47am

GaryTheNoTrash
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MarySharon said:

Brainwash works well


24 hours helps a lot actually. Time is a healer biggrin
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #15 posted 03/24/09 2:01am

NMuzakNSoul

when her alcohol wears off I hope she says the same shit about your ass.
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Reply #16 posted 03/24/09 2:06am

MarySharon

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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

Time is a healer biggrin


For you or for her?
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Reply #17 posted 03/24/09 2:07am

roodboi

hit it again...boff woot!
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Reply #18 posted 03/24/09 2:14am

MarySharon

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roodboi said:

hit it again...boff woot!


giggle
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Reply #19 posted 03/24/09 2:26am

GaryTheNoTrash
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Damn, lot of saint here ain't there biggrin

I'm sure there's people you'd never bang, and if you did you'd regret it.
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #20 posted 03/24/09 2:28am

NMuzakNSoul

has nothing to do with being a saint says a lot about you, and to go on a prince forum about it, wow man points for you. whatever floats i think its tacky.
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Reply #21 posted 03/24/09 2:41am

GaryTheNoTrash
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NMuzakNSoul said:

has nothing to do with being a saint says a lot about you, and to go on a prince forum about it, wow man points for you. whatever floats i think its tacky.



Where do you expect me to go? and MJ or Furry forum? biggrin
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #22 posted 03/24/09 2:42am

NMuzakNSoul

Furry. falloff lol
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Reply #23 posted 03/24/09 2:49am

BlueZebra

MarySharon said:

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

Time is a healer biggrin


For you or for her?


spit
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Reply #24 posted 03/24/09 2:56am

MarySharon

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GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

Damn, lot of saint here ain't there biggrin

I'm sure there's people you'd never bang, and if you did you'd regret it.



Make it a reminder
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Reply #25 posted 03/24/09 3:13am

BlueZebra

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

Damn, lot of saint here ain't there biggrin

I'm sure there's people you'd never bang, and if you did you'd regret it.


There are ... err ... were ... and I do but it's a lesson learned smile
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Reply #26 posted 03/24/09 4:09am

pardonme4livin

Now THIS should be a pic thread for us all to enjoy.. lol
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Reply #27 posted 03/24/09 4:15am

GaryTheNoTrash
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pardonme4livin said:

Now THIS should be a pic thread for us all to enjoy.. lol


God damn, can't you people use your imagination. I am never posting my pic here, or hers (her's would melt the internet wires).
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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Reply #28 posted 03/24/09 4:35am

ZombieKitten

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:

pardonme4livin said:

Now THIS should be a pic thread for us all to enjoy.. lol


God damn, can't you people use your imagination. I am never posting my pic here, or hers (her's would melt the internet wires).

but you have in the past, right? I'm sure I've seen your picture hmmm
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Reply #29 posted 03/24/09 4:47am

GaryTheNoTrash
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ZombieKitten said:

GaryTheNoTrashCougar said:



God damn, can't you people use your imagination. I am never posting my pic here, or hers (her's would melt the internet wires).

but you have in the past, right? I'm sure I've seen your picture hmmm



Yes, and luckily I can't find them no more biggrin
Klopf, klopf!

Wer ist dort?

Unterbrechende Kuh.

Unterbrech...

Muh!!!
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