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Your moral dilemma of the day Supposing you woke up one morning and found yourself lying naked next to a large Panda called Chi Chi who was smoking a cigarette and with whom you had clearly just had sex, despite you not remembering a single thing about it. And then, when you quietly slipped out of bed and tried to get your clothes on without Chi Chi noticing, a giant mosquito named Terry flew threw the window (smashing it to bits), thereby alerting Chi Chi to your escape attempt and forcing you to explain why you don't want a relationship with the beast. Then, at that moment, Terry picked you up and flew back out of the window, with you under his wing, singing Celine Dion songs and asking you whether or not his girlfriend Sue should have an abortion or not.
What would you do? Considering that you suddenly realised that Chi Chi had your address and would inevitably come looking for you later and assuming that Terry wouldn't drop you or make an attempt on your life. | |
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god dammit i thought this was for real..!!
i had a moral delemma... him and me or me and my sanity... i hate fuckin big decisions like that | |
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I'd take fewer drugs.  | |
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Look,I'm trying to be serious here. | |
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Haystack said: Look,I'm trying to be serious here.
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well obviously.
tell Chi Chi that you love him, of yeah, you'll always be his booty baby but also tell him that the ONLY thing preventing you is Terry, who is flying you out the window as you speak. then later, down the block a ways tell terry that his girlfriend sue is, indeed pregnant, but by the panda and not by him as he thinks. this might make terry angry, however he'll forget about rescuing you, probably drop you right there so be sure it's a low altitude and then you'll be carefree once again. also, you'll want to finally put your clothes back on [This message was edited Fri Dec 6 16:28:42 PST 2002 by XxAxX] | |
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Cloudbuster said: I'd take fewer drugs.
I'd take some more! | |
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XxAxX said: well obviously.
tell Chi Chi that you love him, of yeah, you'll always be his booty baby but also tell him that the ONLY thing preventing you is Terry, who is flying you out the window as you speak. then later, down the block a ways tell terry that his girlfriend sue is, indeed pregnant, but by the panda and not by him as he thinks. this might make terry angry, however he'll forget about rescuing you, probably drop you right there so be sure it's a low altitude and then you'll be carefree once again. also, you'll want to finally put your clothes back on [This message was edited Fri Dec 6 16:28:42 PST 2002 by XxAxX] Thanks XxAxX. As it turned out, Terry was swatted by an enormous fly-swatter. Luckily for me, just before he saw it coming, he dropped me in his surprise and I fell 200ft or so onto a huge pile of empty cardboard boxes conveniently placed below. As for Chi Chi, well he's found someone new - a small lizard called Richard. I know Chi Chi is very fickle, but I hope this relationship lasts for him. | |
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Did Chi Chi cuddle you afterwards though? that is the burning question. or did he just roll over and go to sleep?
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crack is whack. "That...magic, the start of something revolutionary-the Minneapolis Sound, we should cherish it and not punish prince for not being able to replicate it."-Dreamshaman32 | |
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I'd go back and get my keys and say "it wasn't me" "Climb in my fur." | |
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i'm already thinkin that a GAY PANDA can be a dangerous
thang... but i'm sure you'll work it out amongst your- selves... I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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00769BAD said: i'm already thinkin that a GAY PANDA can be a dangerous
thang... but i'm sure you'll work it out amongst your- selves... Chi-Chi's gay? "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: 00769BAD said: i'm already thinkin that a GAY PANDA can be a dangerous
thang... but i'm sure you'll work it out amongst your- selves... Chi-Chi's gay? he said 'HE' I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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00769BAD said: rdhull said: 00769BAD said: i'm already thinkin that a GAY PANDA can be a dangerous
thang... but i'm sure you'll work it out amongst your- selves... Chi-Chi's gay? he said 'HE' Not about Chi-Chi. He said "he" about Terry. "Climb in my fur." | |
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All panda's are gay - why do you think it's such a nightmare getting them to mate?  | |
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Haystack said: All panda's are gay -
Well, I guess with a name like Chi-Chi "Climb in my fur." | |
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Haystack said: XxAxX said: well obviously.
tell Chi Chi that you love him, of yeah, you'll always be his booty baby but also tell him that the ONLY thing preventing you is Terry, who is flying you out the window as you speak. then later, down the block a ways tell terry that his girlfriend sue is, indeed pregnant, but by the panda and not by him as he thinks. this might make terry angry, however he'll forget about rescuing you, probably drop you right there so be sure it's a low altitude and then you'll be carefree once again. also, you'll want to finally put your clothes back on [This message was edited Fri Dec 6 16:28:42 PST 2002 by XxAxX] Thanks XxAxX. As it turned out, Terry was swatted by an enormous fly-swatter. Luckily for me, just before he saw it coming, he dropped me in his surprise and I fell 200ft or so onto a huge pile of empty cardboard boxes conveniently placed below. As for Chi Chi, well he's found someone new - a small lizard called Richard. I know Chi Chi is very fickle, but I hope this relationship lasts for him. 'HE' I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME ™ | |
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00769BAD said: Haystack said: XxAxX said: well obviously.
tell Chi Chi that you love him, of yeah, you'll always be his booty baby but also tell him that the ONLY thing preventing you is Terry, who is flying you out the window as you speak. then later, down the block a ways tell terry that his girlfriend sue is, indeed pregnant, but by the panda and not by him as he thinks. this might make terry angry, however he'll forget about rescuing you, probably drop you right there so be sure it's a low altitude and then you'll be carefree once again. also, you'll want to finally put your clothes back on [This message was edited Fri Dec 6 16:28:42 PST 2002 by XxAxX] Thanks XxAxX. As it turned out, Terry was swatted by an enormous fly-swatter. Luckily for me, just before he saw it coming, he dropped me in his surprise and I fell 200ft or so onto a huge pile of empty cardboard boxes conveniently placed below. As for Chi Chi, well he's found someone new - a small lizard called Richard. I know Chi Chi is very fickle, but I hope this relationship lasts for him. 'HE' Oh, I was looking at the original first post..I fucked a gay bear...ah well. It wasn't me. "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: 00769BAD said: Haystack said: XxAxX said: well obviously.
tell Chi Chi that you love him, of yeah, you'll always be his booty baby but also tell him that the ONLY thing preventing you is Terry, who is flying you out the window as you speak. then later, down the block a ways tell terry that his girlfriend sue is, indeed pregnant, but by the panda and not by him as he thinks. this might make terry angry, however he'll forget about rescuing you, probably drop you right there so be sure it's a low altitude and then you'll be carefree once again. also, you'll want to finally put your clothes back on [This message was edited Fri Dec 6 16:28:42 PST 2002 by XxAxX] Thanks XxAxX. As it turned out, Terry was swatted by an enormous fly-swatter. Luckily for me, just before he saw it coming, he dropped me in his surprise and I fell 200ft or so onto a huge pile of empty cardboard boxes conveniently placed below. As for Chi Chi, well he's found someone new - a small lizard called Richard. I know Chi Chi is very fickle, but I hope this relationship lasts for him. 'HE' Oh, I was looking at the original first post..I fucked a gay bear...ah well. It wasn't me. OH... now you gonna go say somethin like, "they got GAY BLACKBEARS TOO" i don't know nobody fuckin them GRZZLIES and them POLAR BEARS I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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00769BAD said: Oh, I was looking at the original first post..I fucked a gay bear...ah well. It wasn't me. OH... now you gonna go say somethin like, "they got GAY BLACKBEARS TOO" i don't know nobody fuckin them GRZZLIES and them POLAR BEARS [/quote]
I dont discriminate--I'll fuck a gay black grizzly or a gay white polar bear..."wasn't me" "Climb in my fur." | |
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rdhull said: 00769BAD said: Oh, I was looking at the original first post..I fucked a gay bear...ah well. It wasn't me. OH... now you gonna go say somethin like, "they got GAY BLACKBEARS TOO" i don't know nobody fuckin them GRZZLIES and them POLAR BEARS I dont discriminate--I'll fuck a gay black grizzly or a gay white polar bear..."wasn't me"[/quote] ROFLMAO!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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