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Ladies, when you say, "Oh my God, I'm gonna cum!" Do not whisper it and make sure you lay into that 'C' extra hard; your man will thank you in rigidity.
Today's PSA has been brought to you by the letter 'O'. | |
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Done.
And, done. [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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And slip in that "you're the best I've ever had" any time you can. | |
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ArielB said: And slip in that "you're the best I've ever had" any time you can.
 I'm not big on "You're the best I've ever had!"  I far prefer, "Did you go to school for this???!!!", "FUCK ME!", "OH, SHIIIT!", "Oh, fuck!", "Oh, God!" and the ever-popular "Can I cum now, Daddy?!!!" 
This is not to say that I always got this reaction. Most of the time, I got this:  or this:  .  | |
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Ace said: "Can I cum now, Daddy?!!!"
That's hot. [Edited 2/24/09 18:12pm] The Normal Whores Club | |
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Ace said: ArielB said: And slip in that "you're the best I've ever had" any time you can.
I'm not big on "You're the best I've ever had!" I far prefer, "Did you go to school for this???!!!", "FUCK ME!", "OH, SHIIIT!", "Oh, fuck!", "Oh, God!" and the ever-popular "Can I cum now, Daddy?!!!"
This is not to say that I always got this reaction. Most of the time, I got this: or this: . Oh. I only get "Is it in yet?" or "wake me up when you're done". | |
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FunkMistress said: Ace said: "Can I cum now, Daddy?!!!"
That's hot.  | |
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ArielB said: I only get "Is it in yet?"
You mean this is unusual? 
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i speak other languages when I cum  | |
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DanceWme said: i speak other languages when I cum
Dimi, why you do this to me? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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I don't talk to myself. Shake it til ya make it  | |
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DanceWme said: i speak other languages when I cum
As long as it's not Klingon it's sexy. | |
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what if you can only manage to verbalize a uuummmmmooohhyyyyyaaaaa   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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DanceWme said: i speak other languages when I cum
You mean speaking in tongues? Or, like, Spanish? | |
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JuliePurplehead said: I don't talk to myself.
Don't worry: you can have my time in the Jack Shack.  | |
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emm said: what if you can only manage to verbalize a uuummmmmooohhyyyyyaaaaa
I need a good expletive. I like a big finish. | |
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Ace said: emm said: what if you can only manage to verbalize a uuummmmmooohhyyyyyaaaaa
I need a good expletive. I like a big finish. ok babe... as long as you are nice and vocal and grunty i'll try to manage a good Fuckkkkk! at the end. does that work? She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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I'd rather they not talk. | |
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violator said: I'd rather they not talk.
Just when they come or during sex in general? With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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violator said: I'd rather they not talk.
Like, "BITCH SHADDUP WHILE I SLIP THE CUSP OF MY COCK IN!!!" This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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emm said: Ace said: I need a good expletive. I like a big finish. ok babe... as long as you are nice and vocal and grunty i'll try to manage a good Fuckkkkk! at the end. does that work? No, there must be an announcement! | |
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violator said: I'd rather they not talk.
Seriously? Sometimes I wish they'd just talk dirty and keep their clothes on.  | |
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Serious said: violator said: I'd rather they not talk.
Just when they come or during sex in general? Yeah, I should elaborate on that. I don't mind talking. In fact, it can be very helpful. It's only when they seem intent on imitating porn stars (which for some reason, many do) that it becomes irritating. Really irritating. | |
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Serious said: violator said: I'd rather they not talk.
Just when they come or during sex in general? Who said he wasn't referring to all the time?  | |
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Ace said: Serious said: Just when they come or during sex in general? Who said he wasn't referring to all the time?   | |
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violator said: Serious said: Just when they come or during sex in general? Yeah, I should elaborate on that. I don't mind talking. In fact, it can be very helpful. It's only when they seem intent on imitating porn stars (which for some reason, many do) that it becomes irritating. Really irritating. I like 'em to sound like they're in pain. If they can't muster that, I will settle for highly irritated. | |
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Ace said: violator said: Yeah, I should elaborate on that. I don't mind talking. In fact, it can be very helpful. It's only when they seem intent on imitating porn stars (which for some reason, many do) that it becomes irritating. Really irritating. I like 'em to sound like they're in pain. If they can't muster that, I will settle for highly irritated. For some reason I get easily agitated during sex. I find lots of things bother me. It's weird, but it works. | |
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"OUCH, BITCH! YOU ELBOWED MY BALLS!!!" This sig is just a fig of your imago-neigh-shun | |
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Ace said: Serious said: Just when they come or during sex in general? Who said he wasn't referring to all the time? I thought about asking him that too .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Mysterioso said: "OUCH, BITCH! YOU ELBOWED MY BALLS!!!"
Well, no... | |
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