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Should thechronic be allowed near sharp objects? I say no. He's from The Golden Triangle, and he graduated from Michigan. This means that he lacks the brainpower to do anything more complicated than wipe his butt (and even then he might need assistance). For his own safety, I think a cork should be placed on his forks. 
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Only if he is using the sharp object in question to end his miserable, ignorant little life. | |
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Of course he should. Let him puncture his wannabe Chippendales ass all he wants. This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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Yeah, 'cos maybe he'd fall and pierce himself and amuse us all in the process.  | |
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I say we should encourage him to get as many sharp objects as possible! BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY GOD ALL NEGATIVITY BOWS | |
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Poor chronic. -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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'Honest officer...I don't know HOW he fell on that knife 50 times like that. He never was really all that 'with it' now that I recall'
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Yes, he should. Hoepfully, the cut would be deep enough and the doctors would experiment on his brain or whatever. | |
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careydevi said: Yes, he should. Hoepfully, the cut would be deep enough and the doctors would experiment on his brain or whatever.
Hmmm...maybe they could hook up some jumper cables and actually get his brain to work. I think it stalled out awhile ago  | |
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Nikster said: careydevi said: Yes, he should. Hoepfully, the cut would be deep enough and the doctors would experiment on his brain or whatever.
Hmmm...maybe they could hook up some jumper cables and actually get his brain to work. I think it stalled out awhile ago LOL. good. | |
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a letter opener so he can read the lawsuit that someone is gonna slap on him if he actually verbalizes this crap... ~Live Free ... Be Wyld~AlwaysOnlyMakeBelieve - LiveUrLyfe... laissez le bon temps rouler...vivre sans être sauvage...हमेशा ही बना विश्वास ~Change and do so CONSTANTLY... | |
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'Should thechronic be allowed near sharp objects?'
"Climb in my fur." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Poor chronic.
"Climb in my fur." | |
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Personally, thechronic reminds me of the "Ruprect" character that Steve Martin performed in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
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