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PrintableIAintTheOne said: ZombieKitten said: the master embedded a stanley knife into his thigh  ummm ouch yes? he's actually damaged a nerve, can't feel the skin on a good sized portion of his leg  | |
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ZombieKitten said: IAintTheOne said: ummm ouch yes? he's actually damaged a nerve, can't feel the skin on a good sized portion of his leg Oi! My crazy father-in-law cut a finger open while trying to move a window A/C. He said as he was cleaning the wound, he saw what he thought was lint or a small hair... and he YANKED IT!!  It was a nerve! He refused to go to the hospital, and years later he still has next to no feeling and decreased range of motion in that finger.  Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: ZombieKitten said: he's actually damaged a nerve, can't feel the skin on a good sized portion of his leg Oi! My crazy father-in-law cut a finger open while trying to move a window A/C. He said as he was cleaning the wound, he saw what he thought was lint or a small hair... and he YANKED IT!! It was a nerve! He refused to go to the hospital, and years later he still has next to no feeling and decreased range of motion in that finger.  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
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moderatorLammastide said: ZombieKitten said: he's actually damaged a nerve, can't feel the skin on a good sized portion of his leg Oi! My crazy father-in-law cut a finger open while trying to move a window A/C. He said as he was cleaning the wound, he saw what he thought was lint or a small hair... and he YANKED IT!! It was a nerve! He refused to go to the hospital, and years later he still has next to no feeling and decreased range of motion in that finger. oh my god, the blood just drained from my face and my fingers tingled reading that!!!!! | |
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ZombieKitten said: Lammastide said: Oi! My crazy father-in-law cut a finger open while trying to move a window A/C. He said as he was cleaning the wound, he saw what he thought was lint or a small hair... and he YANKED IT!! It was a nerve! He refused to go to the hospital, and years later he still has next to no feeling and decreased range of motion in that finger. oh my god, the blood just drained from my face and my fingers tingled reading that!!!!! I squirmed in my seat. Thank god I'm self medicating with an appletini. | |
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ZombieKitten said: IAintTheOne said: ummm ouch yes? he's actually damaged a nerve, can't feel the skin on a good sized portion of his leg Holy batshit | |
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johnart said: ZombieKitten said: oh my god, the blood just drained from my face and my fingers tingled reading that!!!!! I squirmed in my seat. Thank god I'm self medicating with an appletini.  tell me what's in one of those? | |
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ZombieKitten said: johnart said: I squirmed in my seat. Thank god I'm self medicating with an appletini. tell me what's in one of those?Vodka and some green coloring. | |
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Lammastide said: ZombieKitten said: he's actually damaged a nerve, can't feel the skin on a good sized portion of his leg Oi! My crazy father-in-law cut a finger open while trying to move a window A/C. He said as he was cleaning the wound, he saw what he thought was lint or a small hair... and he YANKED IT!! It was a nerve! He refused to go to the hospital, and years later he still has next to no feeling and decreased range of motion in that finger. oh gawd! I didn't need to read that right before bed  If you will, so will I | |
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johnart said: ZombieKitten said: tell me what's in one of those?Vodka and some green coloring. that's not very apply  | |
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ZombieKitten said: johnart said: Vodka and some green coloring. that's not very apply No, it's Vodka and Green Apple liqueur (or Appletini mix). | |
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johnart said: ZombieKitten said: that's not very apply No, it's Vodka and Green Apple liqueur (or Appletini mix). oh!!! you'll have to make me one  | |
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ZombieKitten said: johnart said: No, it's Vodka and Green Apple liqueur (or Appletini mix). oh!!! you'll have to make me one You got it!  | |
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BlueZebra said: A finger hardly ever needs stitches.
I once cut my middle finger on a piece of glass and it was bleeding like hell. I went to the hospital (driving with one hand, my wife can't drive) and they put three stitches in it, anastesia (fuck spelling) didn't work so that hurted much more than the actual cutting. A few days after that, the flesh died off and fell off. It healed perfectly. I cut my finger while chopping a pepper with a tomato knife and needed 6 stitches. It wouldn't stop bleeding. 
Glad you took care of it quickly Johnart - could have gotten infected had you not. | |
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MPLSBRAT said: PANDURITO said: Is this anybody's?
 quick put that in some chili 
That actually happened in the city I live in. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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Really?
Well, johnart could have a brush finger implanted 
Finger painting  | |
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PANDURITO said: Really?
Well, johnart could have a brush finger implanted
Finger painting Good idea but... Let's hope it never comes to that. | |
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PANDURITO said: Really?
Well, johnart could have a brush finger implanted
Finger painting or a usb finger! http://www.pcworld.com/ar...inger.html | |
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IstenSzek said:  you beat me to it | |
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johnart said: Well I'm home...
Only Johnart would inflict a 5-stitch (not much room on a thumb, I think 5 stitches is impressive) wound while trying to separate frozen salmon burgers with...I can't.... with a...I can't... with...umm...sigh... with a BUTTER knife.   I cut my finger 2 years ago, with a cutter while DIYing. the way blood shot out was impressive
I would have needed 3 stiches but I sooo fucking hate hospitals that I made a tourniquet around my wrist joint to stop blood and bought proper plasters at the pharmacy. The scar healed by itself. Is there any place of refuge one can flee from this insanity | |
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Lammastide said: ZombieKitten said: he's actually damaged a nerve, can't feel the skin on a good sized portion of his leg Oi! My crazy father-in-law cut a finger open while trying to move a window A/C. He said as he was cleaning the wound, he saw what he thought was lint or a small hair... and he YANKED IT!! It was a nerve! He refused to go to the hospital, and years later he still has next to no feeling and decreased range of motion in that finger. AAARRGH!!! i wish i didnt just read that To make a thief, make an owner; to create crime, create laws. | |
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1sexymf said: BlueZebra said: A finger hardly ever needs stitches.
I once cut my middle finger on a piece of glass and it was bleeding like hell. I went to the hospital (driving with one hand, my wife can't drive) and they put three stitches in it, anastesia (fuck spelling) didn't work so that hurted much more than the actual cutting. A few days after that, the flesh died off and fell off. It healed perfectly. I cut my finger while chopping a pepper with a tomato knife and needed 6 stitches. It wouldn't stop bleeding.
Glad you took care of it quickly Johnart - could have gotten infected had you not. my auntie cut the top part of her finger nearly off, and she pushed it back together somehow before all the blood started gushing, and then stuck it together with sticky tape!!! It healed really well, all you see is a thin line accross her fingertip | |
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Lammastide said: ZombieKitten said: he's actually damaged a nerve, can't feel the skin on a good sized portion of his leg Oi! My crazy father-in-law cut a finger open while trying to move a window A/C. He said as he was cleaning the wound, he saw what he thought was lint or a small hair... and he YANKED IT!! It was a nerve! He refused to go to the hospital, and years later he still has next to no feeling and decreased range of motion in that finger. I think I'm gonna be sick. My muscles all went numb and I got dizzy after I read that. "Cocaine is God's way of tellin' you, you're making too damn much money!"~Robin Williams | |
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Charmed12 said: Lammastide said: Oi! My crazy father-in-law cut a finger open while trying to move a window A/C. He said as he was cleaning the wound, he saw what he thought was lint or a small hair... and he YANKED IT!! It was a nerve! He refused to go to the hospital, and years later he still has next to no feeling and decreased range of motion in that finger. I think I'm gonna be sick. My muscles all went numb and I got dizzy after I read that. it's incredible the reaction we all had from this sentence!!! | |
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ZombieKitten said: Charmed12 said: I think I'm gonna be sick. My muscles all went numb and I got dizzy after I read that. it's incredible the reaction we all had from this sentence!!! I know a story that is even worse. My friends aunt had a bad tooth and was afraid of dentists so it got worse and worse. at one point she felt something like a piece of meat dangling from it. She flossed and it wouldn't come out. Using tweezers, she grabbed and yanked and discovered it was the nerve of her tooth! 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: ZombieKitten said: it's incredible the reaction we all had from this sentence!!! I know a story that is even worse. My friends aunt had a bad tooth and was afraid of dentists so it got worse and worse. at one point she felt something like a piece of meat dangling from it. She flossed and it wouldn't come out. Using tweezers, she grabbed and yanked and discovered it was the nerve of her tooth! Maybe not worse, but just as icky. Seriously, I'm so squeamish that when people even talk about stuff like this, I get woozy. This is my icky story. (I'm 15, just so you know.) It doesn't have any icky "nerve" pulling (it took me 3 minutes to type that) at least: I'm usually good when I cut myself with going and putting neosporin on it and covering it with a bandaid and letting that be the end of it. A couple of months ago, I was doing the dishes, and I was washing a plate when it fell in the sink. It barely hit the sink but it broke in half. One half came up and stabbed me in the finger. Since it was wet, it took a second for it to start bleeding. When it started bleeding, it was sending a little message to my brain that said, "Blood = Pain!" My brain apparently said, "Pain * 10". I started freaking out. My dad was standing right there and he saw the blood. He noticed that I went pale and started getting dizzy. He told me to sit down and keep my hand above my head while he got a bandaid. I checked it before I went to bed and it still hadn't stopped bleeding; I woke up the next day and it was still bleeding (but I had just taken a shower). I wasn't able to look at my finger for a week without getting queazy. [Edited 3/20/09 17:41pm] "Cocaine is God's way of tellin' you, you're making too damn much money!"~Robin Williams | |
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