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Church Gossip Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Elmer, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Elmer (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know exactly what he was doing! Elmer, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing. Later that evening, Elmer quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house.... walked home... and left it there all night. You gotta love Elmer.  | |
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μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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You know, I hear these stories about these busy bodies bullying other church members and stuff and it makes me want to go back to church so someone could just TRY that on me. The scene, and the straight up reading that would happen in front of the entire congregation would be worthy of awards 
:acadamy: :takingabow: 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Supa, those things only happen to someone a friend of someone's once told someone they know. Sorry. | |
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PANDURITO said: at the joke
Supa, those things only happen to someone a friend of someone's once told someone they know. Sorry. Nope. Been in the church, seen it firsthand. Back then I was a kid. As an adult the church would turn to fire and brimstone at my own hands 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: PANDURITO said: at the joke
Supa, those things only happen to someone a friend of someone's once told someone they know. Sorry. Nope. Been in the church, seen it firsthand. Back then I was a kid. As an adult the church would turn to fire and brimstone at my own hands Hell yeah. Saw the same shit when I was growing up. That's why I avoid organized religion like the plague. Folks will spread lies and falsehoods faster than they'll spread the truth. |
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uPtoWnNY said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Nope. Been in the church, seen it firsthand. Back then I was a kid. As an adult the church would turn to fire and brimstone at my own hands Hell yeah. Saw the same shit when I was growing up. That's why I avoid organized religion like the plague. Folks will spread lies and falsehoods faster than they'll spread the truth. With sickening precision. The scandal in these types of situations are astounding but yeah, let some MF even try some shit with me. There will be a stiuation alright 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Harlepolis said: Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Elmer, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Elmer (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know exactly what he was doing! Elmer, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing. Later that evening, Elmer quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house.... walked home... and left it there all night. You gotta love Elmer. | |
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Harlepolis said: Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose in to other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extracurricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.
She made a mistake, however, when she accused Elmer, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically told Elmer (and several others) that everyone seeing it there would know exactly what he was doing! Elmer, a man of few words, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny... he said nothing. Later that evening, Elmer quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house.... walked home... and left it there all night. You gotta love Elmer. I don't do programs at my church anymore but I'm gonna give this to someone who does. Can I steal it? Thx  I swear the words "HATER" is wayyy over-rated...smh | |
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if he knew what he was doing, why the lambast???
he knew mildred wanted him for herself! THE B EST BE YOURSELF AS LONG AS YOUR SELF ISNT A DYCK[/r]
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myfavorite said: if he knew what he was doing, why the lambast???
he knew mildred wanted him for herself! I swear the words "HATER" is wayyy over-rated...smh | |
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good one | |
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