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PrintableCarrieLee said: A friend of mine had colitus (ulcers in your intestines) and he would have to give himself enemas. He said he would have to keep the liquid in for as long as he could and the first couple of times it was horrible. That's not even the worst part. When he went to the doctors they had to stick something up his butt with a camera on it and then they took a chunk of his intestines out...while a group of students watched!!!
Oh, the fucking humanity!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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now they have cameras in a pill that you swallow and it takes pictures of your colon for colon cancer screening
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To this day he will NOT go to a doctor for anything ever again. I can't say I blame him! But he was sick and needed to get better. But if that were me there would be NOBODY else in the room! Poor guy... | |
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shausler said: now they have cameras in a pill that you swallow and it takes pictures of your colon for colon cancer screening
brings new meaning to "be kind rewind"  You ARE kidding, right? | |
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CarrieLee said: To this day he will NOT go to a doctor for anything ever again. I can't say I blame him! But he was sick and needed to get better. But if that were me there would be NOBODY else in the room! Poor guy...
Yeah, if he would have known that all those people were going to be in the room he could have made a couple of bucks by painting a Taco Bell ad across his ass cheeks at least. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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CarrieLee said: shausler said: now they have cameras in a pill that you swallow and it takes pictures of your colon for colon cancer screening
brings new meaning to "be kind rewind" You ARE kidding, right?actually, no im not | |
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shausler said: flame flame flame flame flame flame flame
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wellbeyond said: Gotta agree with Battier here...lol...the "I'm leaving the Org!!...To go eat lunch!" threads aren't exactly original humor anymore around here...then again, for a man who's posted close to 10,000 times, ya gotta cut him some slack if some of his ideas start to repeat themselves...besides, you should see how many posts he has stored in the vault! 8)
Oh my love, you agreed.  -------
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Wow! I'm a way for a day or two, and all kinds of weird shit occurs: talk of coffee enemas, Icenine actually logs off of the Org for a little bit, his avatar mutates. Man! 
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Hellooo JediMaster  | |
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CarrieLee said: Hellooo JediMaster
Hey baby!!! 
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CarrieLee said: Now now Ice! Don't be embarrassed, Janet Jackson would give herself coffee enemas all the time! Do you feel any lighter? I've always been told you can lose weight that way but I'm not too keen with putting things up my ass!
hmmm, i can lose weight AND enjoy myself...what store are going to Ice? Can you pick me up an extra one. | |
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hmmm. folks i'm getting worried. shausler's right, IceNine should be back by now. what if he had a car accident? what if a train hit his truck? what if aliens abducted him? shouldn't we call in a missing person report or soemthing? | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: wellbeyond said: Gotta agree with Battier here...lol...the "I'm leaving the Org!!...To go eat lunch!" threads aren't exactly original humor anymore around here...then again, for a man who's posted close to 10,000 times, ya gotta cut him some slack if some of his ideas start to repeat themselves...besides, you should see how many posts he has stored in the vault! 8)
Oh my love, you agreed. (chuckling) Now give him a warm, deep, beautiful, profound hug, Battier! | |
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NegaTIVity said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: wellbeyond said: Gotta agree with Battier here...lol...the "I'm leaving the Org!!...To go eat lunch!" threads aren't exactly original humor anymore around here...then again, for a man who's posted close to 10,000 times, ya gotta cut him some slack if some of his ideas start to repeat themselves...besides, you should see how many posts he has stored in the vault! 8)
Oh my love, you agreed. (chuckling) Now give him a warm, deep, beautiful, profound hug, Battier! Hi, Negativity! | |
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NegaTIVity said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: wellbeyond said: Gotta agree with Battier here...lol...the "I'm leaving the Org!!...To go eat lunch!" threads aren't exactly original humor anymore around here...then again, for a man who's posted close to 10,000 times, ya gotta cut him some slack if some of his ideas start to repeat themselves...besides, you should see how many posts he has stored in the vault! 8)
Oh my love, you agreed. (chuckling) Now give him a warm, deep, beautiful, profound hug, Battier! Maybe when FreeSpirit isn't looking.  
Oh, how I love thee,   Wellbeyond.
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: NegaTIVity said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: wellbeyond said: Gotta agree with Battier here...lol...the "I'm leaving the Org!!...To go eat lunch!" threads aren't exactly original humor anymore around here...then again, for a man who's posted close to 10,000 times, ya gotta cut him some slack if some of his ideas start to repeat themselves...besides, you should see how many posts he has stored in the vault! 8)
Oh my love, you agreed. (chuckling) Now give him a warm, deep, beautiful, profound hug, Battier! Maybe when FreeSpirit isn't looking.
Oh, how I love thee, Wellbeyond.
Oh, my love! (((warm, profound sigh)))
That was beautifully expressed, Battier, my love... | |
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NegaTIVity said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: NegaTIVity said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: wellbeyond said: Gotta agree with Battier here...lol...the "I'm leaving the Org!!...To go eat lunch!" threads aren't exactly original humor anymore around here...then again, for a man who's posted close to 10,000 times, ya gotta cut him some slack if some of his ideas start to repeat themselves...besides, you should see how many posts he has stored in the vault! 8)
Oh my love, you agreed. (chuckling) Now give him a warm, deep, beautiful, profound hug, Battier! Maybe when FreeSpirit isn't looking.
Oh, how I love thee, Wellbeyond.
Oh, my love! (((warm, profound sigh)))
That was beautifully expressed, Battier, my love... (((beautiful smile)))
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Hmmm, someone's not happy with us...
(((deep, profoundly unhappy sigh)))  [This message was edited Fri Dec 6 17:05:02 PST 2002 by NegaTIVity] | |
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IceNine said: CarrieLee said: Didn't we have a thread on this before? I think somebody dug up the exact recipe for a coffee enema!
Some people are really into them...I don't think I could ever do it unless I was going to die or something! I cannot even start to imagine the humiliation that you must feel when snaking a hose up your own ass... that has to be terrible. :O Actually the act of cleansing the bowels is prevalent in history... the munks performed this duty on many a woman and made the dance as pregnant women | |
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AzureStar said: Shut up. I don't like you anyhow!  -------
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NegaTIVity said: Hmmm, someone's not happy with us...
(((deep, profoundly unhappy sigh)))
[This message was edited Fri Dec 6 17:05:02 PST 2002 by NegaTIVity] (((beautiful frown))) How unforunate. -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: Shut up. I don't like you anyhow! You've joined the club, have you? | |
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AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: Shut up. I don't like you anyhow! You've joined the club, have you? If there is a club, I'll sure as hell join it! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: Shut up. I don't like you anyhow! You've joined the club, have you? If there is a club, I'll sure as hell join it! u freaks u suck each others ears dont u | |
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ALTERofDALI said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: Shut up. I don't like you anyhow! You've joined the club, have you? If there is a club, I'll sure as hell join it! u freaks u suck each others ears dont u Yeah, but we'd rather such your ears, baby.  -------
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dat's too bad,
i is was startin to likes you. if it is takes you as long as it is takes me to find a store, you is will be truely missed. King BAD is the giver of ME LIFE
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ALTERofDALI said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: Shut up. I don't like you anyhow! You've joined the club, have you? If there is a club, I'll sure as hell join it! u freaks u suck each others ears dont u You're just mad we didn't respond to your profound, beautiful post about shoving hoses up women's arses...excites you Alter? | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: ALTERofDALI said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: AzureStar said: Shut up. I don't like you anyhow! You've joined the club, have you? If there is a club, I'll sure as hell join it! u freaks u suck each others ears dont u Yeah, but we'd rather such your ears, baby. come here my little lesbian lover battier | |
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