and for all you meat eating pet owners out there, this herbivore PWNS!

I fucking hate goats! Their "baaah" is so much more annoying than that of a sheep's for one thing, and there's so much more of them to hate - they eat EVERYTHING, escape from all fucking pens you put them in and THEN go eat everything, they attack people at random (I don't consider kids to be random, in fact attacking kids might be the goat's sole redeeming feature) and they think they're all that so bad that they don't even realise that a tractor about to run over them will defeat them.

Kill all goats. Now.

I was very dissapointed by that Goat Chasing Kid clip.

Any animal that will terrorize a child is AAAAA-ok in my book!
[Edited 3/15/09 12:00pm]

OMG I LOOOVE GOATS TOOOOO!!!!!



i love the real life satanic looking goats

Cuddles said:

I love those too!

Teacher said:

It baffles me how someone as unhappy as you are is spending anytime on the Internet at all. Doesn't it just fester your self indulgent unhappiness?

Imago said:

Who said I'm unhappy and how did you come to that conclusion from a post about goats?

Teacher said:

Nobody had to say it.

Imago said:

Right. So how come a post I made about goats made you say that? What did I to to piss you off? Clearly that's the case and I'd like to know why.

Teacher said:

Teacher, just stop. Go and try to have a nice day or something.
You're so transparent sometimes.

Imago said:

Imago said:

Cuddles said:

How are you doing, hotness?

Did you ever move to St. Louis?

Imago said:

I have no idea what you're talking about, I ask a question that I don't know the answer to that only you can answer.

Teacher said:

Fainting goats

I love goats and I love this thread

Rabbits can do that fainting thing too if they're scared badly enough. We used to experiment with that in school. That is, when we weren't busy trying to either catch the goat that had escaped, or device fences that wouldn't allow it to escape again.
Some birds do that fainting thing too I think but I can't remember. It's a protection thing against predators I believe, but the plan seems to have a flaw - what if the hunter eats carrion too?

JessieJ said:

thanks, boo!

Imago said:

those reminded me of a time my cousin got bitten by a goat in a place rather sensitive.

Imago said:

I am SOO thankful that doesn't happen to me!

ZombieKitten said:

they bound their heads or something at an early age?

They are Damascene goats, and all these photos were the winners of the goat beauty contest. I don't know if they do anything to them

They are super cute. A little stinky but cute.

I took care of a goat once in school.

I also helped deliver a pygmy kid via C-section. It was pretty cool.

Goats are very sweet. Sometimes.