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Thread started 03/15/09 12:34pm

Mars23

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I think I found the most useless product ever...

...now perhaps in a vending machine this would have a use, but they're in grocery stores: Oscar Mayer Fast Franks.



Now you can have a warm hot dog in only 35 seconds in the microwave!

I remember when I was a kid we had a similar product that was ready after 30 seconds in the microwave...oh yea... A HOT DOG.

What are your entries for the most useless product ever?
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Reply #1 posted 03/15/09 12:35pm

mdiver

Thank God, i thought it was gonna be a pic of Dan's cock
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Reply #2 posted 03/15/09 12:38pm

Steadwood

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mdiver said:

Thank God, i thought it was gonna be a pic of Dan's cock


I thought it was! confused


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Reply #3 posted 03/15/09 12:38pm

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omg, that's ridiculous. lol



Though, it did make me hungry for a veggie dog.

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Reply #4 posted 03/15/09 12:40pm

shanti0608




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Reply #5 posted 03/15/09 12:40pm

Imago

falloff falloff falloff


Maybe , with a lot of relish, you can fart on it?
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Reply #6 posted 03/15/09 12:42pm

Vendetta1

falloff
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Reply #7 posted 03/15/09 12:43pm

Imago

I think the remote control that comes with the Apple Macbook is kind of useless.

When am I ever going to be far away enough from a 13 inch screen to need a remote? lol
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Reply #8 posted 03/15/09 12:43pm

Dewrede

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ricecooker confused
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Reply #9 posted 03/15/09 12:44pm

shanti0608

Imago said:

I think the remote control that comes with the Apple Macbook is kind of useless.

When am I ever going to be far away enough from a 13 inch screen to need a remote? lol


I have never used the remote for my laptop either.
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Reply #10 posted 03/15/09 12:44pm

mdiver

Imago said:

I think the remote control that comes with the Apple Macbook is kind of useless.

When am I ever going to be far away enough from a 13 inch screen to need a remote? lol


Left handed websites?
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Reply #11 posted 03/15/09 12:44pm

Vendetta1

Imago said:

I think the remote control that comes with the Apple Macbook is kind of useless.

When am I ever going to be far away enough from a 13 inch screen to need a remote? lol
My HP has a remote too. lol

If I am far enough away to need a remote, i wouldn't be able to see the screen.
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Reply #12 posted 03/15/09 12:45pm

mdiver

shanti0608 said:

Imago said:

I think the remote control that comes with the Apple Macbook is kind of useless.

When am I ever going to be far away enough from a 13 inch screen to need a remote? lol


I have never used the remote for my laptop either.


Yes we have, when we were watching the Boosh sat on your sofa in FL
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Reply #13 posted 03/15/09 12:46pm

shanti0608

mdiver said:

shanti0608 said:



I have never used the remote for my laptop either.


Yes we have, when we were watching the Boosh sat on your sofa in FL


doh!

Ok...that was a while ago.
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Reply #14 posted 03/15/09 12:46pm

Imago

Vendetta1 said:

Imago said:

I think the remote control that comes with the Apple Macbook is kind of useless.

When am I ever going to be far away enough from a 13 inch screen to need a remote? lol
My HP has a remote too. lol

If I am far enough away to need a remote, i wouldn't be able to see the screen.

falloff EXACTLY.

Watch some motherfucker think a remote for the iPhone is needed.
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Reply #15 posted 03/15/09 12:50pm

Vendetta1

Imago said:

Vendetta1 said:

My HP has a remote too. lol

If I am far enough away to need a remote, i wouldn't be able to see the screen.

falloff EXACTLY.

Watch some motherfucker think a remote for the iPhone is needed.
The new iPod shuffle has a remote. lol
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Reply #16 posted 03/15/09 12:57pm

Imago

Vendetta1 said:

Imago said:


falloff EXACTLY.

Watch some motherfucker think a remote for the iPhone is needed.
The new iPod shuffle has a remote. lol

YOu have to be shitting me falloff falloff falloff

That thing is so tiny you could even insert into Greenpixie's anus. Why a remote? lol
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Reply #17 posted 03/15/09 12:57pm

Teacher

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ill


*shudder* OMG. That killed my hunger instantly. feeling ill
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Reply #18 posted 03/15/09 12:58pm

mdiver

Imago said:

Vendetta1 said:

The new iPod shuffle has a remote. lol

YOu have to be shitting me falloff falloff falloff

That thing is so tiny you could even insert into Greenpixie's anus. Why a remote? lol


For exactly that situation, i mean you wouldn't wanna touch it from up there
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Reply #19 posted 03/15/09 12:58pm

Teacher

shanti0608 said:



I have never used the remote for my laptop either.


I only discovered I have one of those a couple months back, and I've had the laptop since May. redface falloff
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Reply #20 posted 03/15/09 12:58pm

Vendetta1

Imago said:

Vendetta1 said:

The new iPod shuffle has a remote. lol

YOu have to be shitting me falloff falloff falloff

That thing is so tiny you could even insert into Greenpixie's anus. Why a remote? lol
You're not getting anything into greenpixies anus. lol
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Reply #21 posted 03/15/09 12:59pm

mdiver

Vendetta1 said:

Imago said:


YOu have to be shitting me falloff falloff falloff

That thing is so tiny you could even insert into Greenpixie's anus. Why a remote? lol
You're not getting anything into greenpixies anus. lol


Then she needs to loosen up and let herself go to the joys of bumlove
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Reply #22 posted 03/15/09 1:00pm

Imago

Vendetta1 said:

Imago said:


YOu have to be shitting me falloff falloff falloff

That thing is so tiny you could even insert into Greenpixie's anus. Why a remote? lol
You're not getting anything into greenpixies anus. lol

It's her mouth I wish someone would stuff.



ok ok. I keed I keed.
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Reply #23 posted 03/15/09 1:11pm

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shanti0608 said:




ill

I don't think I'd heard of this shit until Jon Stewart kept making fun of it on The Daily falloff That & "Baconaise" - mayo w/ bacon flavor ill ill ill
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Reply #24 posted 03/15/09 1:12pm

shanti0608

CalhounSq said:

shanti0608 said:




ill

I don't think I'd heard of this shit until Jon Stewart kept making fun of it on The Daily falloff That & "Baconaise" - mayo w/ bacon flavor ill ill ill


I hadn't either until Jon Stewart had them on the show.
Both are nasty...

ewwwww


feeling ill
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Reply #25 posted 03/15/09 1:16pm

Teacher

shanti0608 said:

CalhounSq said:


I don't think I'd heard of this shit until Jon Stewart kept making fun of it on The Daily falloff That & "Baconaise" - mayo w/ bacon flavor ill ill ill


I hadn't either until Jon Stewart had them on the show.
Both are nasty...

ewwwww


feeling ill


It keeps me remembering not to go into the American food store we have in town. If I saw either of those I think I'd throw up. Bacon flavoured mayo shake
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Reply #26 posted 03/15/09 1:21pm

shanti0608

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Reply #27 posted 03/15/09 1:23pm

IAintTheOne

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shanti0608 said:



I hadn't either until Jon Stewart had them on the show.
Both are nasty...

ewwwww


feeling ill


It keeps me remembering not to go into the American food store we have in town. If I saw either of those I think I'd throw up. Bacon flavoured mayo shake



OK you know what? I have never ever seen bacon flavored mayo. LOL never ever
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Reply #28 posted 03/15/09 1:29pm

Teacher

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It keeps me remembering not to go into the American food store we have in town. If I saw either of those I think I'd throw up. Bacon flavoured mayo shake



OK you know what? I have never ever seen bacon flavored mayo. LOL never ever


GOOD! I don't know if that means anything for what I might find in the store here, but hopefully the risk is little considering that the store isn't very big to begin with. Let's just hope people don't ask for it to be brought in either.

But... would you eat it? Inquiring minds wanna know biggrin
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Reply #29 posted 03/15/09 1:30pm

IAintTheOne

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IAintTheOne said:




OK you know what? I have never ever seen bacon flavored mayo. LOL never ever


GOOD! I don't know if that means anything for what I might find in the store here, but hopefully the risk is little considering that the store isn't very big to begin with. Let's just hope people don't ask for it to be brought in either.

But... would you eat it? Inquiring minds wanna know biggrin



do the words fuck no mean anything? smile
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