Dear bar patrons: St. Pattys day is on Tuesday. NOT Friday and NOT Saturday. Why are you all dressed up in green, wearing fuzzy hats, beads, clovers on your shirts that say "kiss me, I'm Irish" and drinking green beer?

I went to my local Irishly named pub (which is really just a collage bar) Friday AND Saturday night and started asking people this question.

(in a very whiney voice) "but I have a JOB and I have to get up early on Wednesday, I can't go out Tuesday"

So what you're saying is you're just a corporate SLAVE to a job that OWNS you? Unless you're going to keep the party rolling Sunday night, Monday night AND Tuesday, then you just look like a fool.

You want me to start dressing up in a Santa suit next week?