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PrintableAaw, I love pygmy goats. If I ever lost my senses and decided to move to the country, I'd be getting me some cute little goats.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Goats are awesome.
The whole fainting thing is kinda inconvenient if they were trying to run from a predator though.  | |
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My brother and sister-in-law have two goats - they're super sweet and like to give kisses BUT...they also like to chase the horses and eat their tails! | |
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They are so adorable. I am a Capricorn so I love anything to do with Goats.  | |
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Personally, I don't get along with animals at all. Maybe I would if they knew how to talk, wash themselves, lead conversations about music, politics and sex, if they could play some instruments and if they didn't lose hair all the time. Oh, and they shouldn't shit anywhere except for the toilet. And flush.
It's all good and fine if you love them little goats, but once they grow up they'll be as hard to handle as J-lo's ass. Well, maybe even harder. Animals are the opposite if human beings - once they grow up they become bastards. [Edited 3/16/09 7:43am] | |
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OMG!@!!!!! for various reasons too numerous, complex and flat-out socially questionable to describe this thread is TOTALLY timely for me. plus, i happen to  goats
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XxAxX said: OMG!@!!!!! for various reasons too numerous, complex and flat-out socially questionable this thread is TOTALLY timely for me. plus, i happen to
goats
 At first glance I thought they were hanging on the tree and dead. 
I'm sorry | |
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these janky-toothed losers can't hold a candle to baby sloths and you know it. | |
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Teacher said: I fucking hate goats! Their "baaah" is so much more annoying than that of a sheep's for one thing, and there's so much more of them to hate - they eat EVERYTHING, escape from all fucking pens you put them in and THEN go eat everything, they attack people at random (I don't consider kids to be random, in fact attacking kids might be the goat's sole redeeming feature) and they think they're all that so bad that they don't even realise that a tractor about to run over them will defeat them.
Kill all goats. Now.  I will love you forever and you will never be forgotten - L.A.F. | |
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Dave1992 said: Personally, I don't get along with animals at all. Maybe I would if they knew how to talk, wash themselves, lead conversations about music, politics and sex, if they could play some instruments and if they didn't lose hair all the time. Oh, and they shouldn't shit anywhere except for the toilet. And flush.
It's all good and fine if you love them little goats, but once they grow up they'll be as hard to handle as J-lo's ass. Well, maybe even harder. Animals are the opposite if human beings - once they grow up they become bastards. [Edited 3/16/09 7:43am] Youuuuu areeeee 16 !  | |
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Anxiety said: these janky-toothed losers can't hold a candle to baby sloths and you know it.
that's just plain mean talking there. i cannot believe you would say such a thing about such lovely creatures.
ALL OF YOU GOAT HATERS!!!! ALL OF YOU DISBELIEVERS! PLEASE LEAVE THIS THREAD. NOW!!!!! | |
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Anxiety said: these janky-toothed losers can't hold a candle to baby sloths and you know it.
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I had a pet goat for a year when I was a kid and he was simply adorable. | |
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Love me some goats!
There's a huge herd here in Oakland that is used to clear brush. They once used them in my back yard at my apartment complex, a real treat  My Legacy
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Imago said: Dave1992 said: Personally, I don't get along with animals at all. Maybe I would if they knew how to talk, wash themselves, lead conversations about music, politics and sex, if they could play some instruments and if they didn't lose hair all the time. Oh, and they shouldn't shit anywhere except for the toilet. And flush.
It's all good and fine if you love them little goats, but once they grow up they'll be as hard to handle as J-lo's ass. Well, maybe even harder. Animals are the opposite if human beings - once they grow up they become bastards. [Edited 3/16/09 7:43am] Youuuuu areeeee 16 ! Oops sorry!! Of course, I meant anal sex. | |
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I have nothing. | |
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Imago said: Fainting goats
I'm soooo sorry but :049 made me laugh out loud!!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Dave1992 said: Imago said: Youuuuu areeeee 16 ! Oops sorry!! Of course, I meant anal sex. | |
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Cows rule, goats drool! Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: Cows rule, goats drool!
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Imago said: 
 That right there is cuteness ad infinitum | |
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Imago said: Cow said: Cows rule, goats drool!
Your avatar. | |
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Cow said: Cows rule, goats drool!
cows are sweet goats are neat | |
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Cow said: Cows rule, goats drool!
Cow ...where have you been? I haven't seen you around since you posted that story on how some of your bovine frirnds, er uh, ran into some trouble a while back  | |
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i have a reason for finding goats the funniest animal in the world but if i said what it was, i'd get banned. | |
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Ottensen said: Cow said: Cows rule, goats drool!
Cow ...where have you been? I haven't seen you around since you posted that story on how some of your bovine frirnds, er uh, ran into some trouble a while back roses are red cows will say moo if you poke a goat it might moo too | |
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Cow said: Cows rule, goats drool!
Hell yeah!   | |
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first, i am gonna get a baby goat like that one
then, i'm dress him up take him for walks.
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