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Lesbian question I have a question for any lesbians on the board - I spent tonight in a gay bar and had a really good night (too good, I'm still pissed!) I got chatting to a lass in the toilets and after a brief conversation she looked me in the eye and said 'I'm really resisting the urge to ask if you have any lipgloss I could use' at the time I didn't think anything of it and said something like 'I don't have it on me or I'd lend it to you' 
It didn't dawn on me that she might be hitting on me, until I saw her staring at me later in the evening. Did this lipgloss reference mean something? She was very nice and I was flattered but I don't roll like that I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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 This is sweet.
I'm only half lesbian but I am totally clueless when a woman is hitting on me. | |
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maybe she wanted to kiss you...my friends and i have shared lip stuff this way....but i could be completely off lol I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
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BabyGirl said: maybe she wanted to kiss you...my friends and i have shared lip stuff this way....but i could be completely off lol
Oh reeeaaally?! That makes sense... I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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Fauxie said: hehe honey are you a lesbian?I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me |
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BabyGirl said: Fauxie said: hehe honey are you a lesbian?
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Vendetta1 said: This is sweet.
I'm only half lesbian but I am totally clueless when a woman is hitting on me. Ditto.  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body do you want my opinion? To Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body do you want my opinion?
Aye  ... Go on then, let's hear it I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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Wish I had a hot lesbian asking me for lip gloss, damn it.  I keep getting hairy old men with thick beards named Tron who want to buy me beer.
I hate beer!!  Gimmie some boobies, dang it! | |
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LadyLuvSexxy said: Wish I had a hot lesbian asking me for lip gloss, damn it.
I keep getting hairy old men with thick beards named Tron who want to buy me beer.
I hate beer!! Gimmie some boobies, dang it!Actually she was quite attractive if I were gay (and had a fuckin clue what the hint meant!) I would probably have taken her up on her offer. If I see her again I'll point her in your direction 
I'm still cringing at my answer to her :redfaced: I saw her later on and she looked me dead in the eye and I laughed and said 'sorry, I still dont have any gloss on me'  I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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MrsGoodnight said: I have a question for any lesbians on the board - I spent tonight in a gay bar and had a really good night (too good, I'm still pissed!) I got chatting to a lass in the toilets and after a brief conversation she looked me in the eye and said 'I'm really resisting the urge to ask if you have any lipgloss I could use' at the time I didn't think anything of it and said something like 'I don't have it on me or I'd lend it to you'
It didn't dawn on me that she might be hitting on me, until I saw her staring at me later in the evening. Did this lipgloss reference mean something? She was very nice and I was flattered but I don't roll like that that's hot. Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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MrsGoodnight said: LadyLuvSexxy said: Wish I had a hot lesbian asking me for lip gloss, damn it.
I keep getting hairy old men with thick beards named Tron who want to buy me beer.
I hate beer!! Gimmie some boobies, dang it!Actually she was quite attractive if I were gay (and had a fuckin clue what the hint meant!) I would probably have taken her up on her offer. If I see her again I'll point her in your direction
I'm still cringing at my answer to her :redfaced: I saw her later on and she looked me dead in the eye and I laughed and said 'sorry, I still dont have any gloss on me' you're cute..Allow me to introduce: Ms. Onder and Mrs. Donk! (o)(o)
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PEJ said: I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body do you want my opinion?
No you're a moron trapped in an idiot's body  | |
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Lipgloss would be a great Old Prince/Vanity song.And it would have nothing to do with the lips on your face. Could she have been going "there" with her request?
No I'm not a lesbian. | |
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im so gay when it comes to lesbians! | |
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Vendetta1 said: This is sweet.
I'm only half lesbian but I am totally clueless when a woman is hitting on me. Lmao ;I saw your name and picture and all I want to do is sing, "making fiends .. making fiends .." Your lips would make a lollipop too happy. | |
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Negritaluvyu said: Vendetta1 said: This is sweet.
I'm only half lesbian but I am totally clueless when a woman is hitting on me. Lmao ;I saw your name and picture and all I want to do is sing, "making fiends .. making fiends .." | |
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Mushanga said: MrsGoodnight said: Actually she was quite attractive if I were gay (and had a fuckin clue what the hint meant!) I would probably have taken her up on her offer. If I see her again I'll point her in your direction
I'm still cringing at my answer to her :redface: I saw her later on and she looked me dead in the eye and I laughed and said 'sorry, I still dont have any gloss on me' you're cute.. Thank you!I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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johnart said: Lipgloss would be a great Old Prince/Vanity song.And it would have nothing to do with the lips on your face. Could she have been going "there" with her request?
No I'm not a lesbian. Oh John! I hadn't thought of that  !!! Jeez - I'm usually the first to make the innuendos... I must be slackin' 
Aaaaaand now I'm even more embarrassed! I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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Mushanga said: MrsGoodnight said: I have a question for any lesbians on the board - I spent tonight in a gay bar and had a really good night (too good, I'm still pissed!) I got chatting to a lass in the toilets and after a brief conversation she looked me in the eye and said 'I'm really resisting the urge to ask if you have any lipgloss I could use' at the time I didn't think anything of it and said something like 'I don't have it on me or I'd lend it to you'
It didn't dawn on me that she might be hitting on me, until I saw her staring at me later in the evening. Did this lipgloss reference mean something? She was very nice and I was flattered but I don't roll like that that's hot. And yet it was completely fuckin lost on me... what a waste huh I'm not stopping. I haven't even taken my coat off
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MrsGoodnight said: PEJ said: I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body do you want my opinion?
Aye ... Go on then, let's hear it okay she wanted to suck face, swap saliva, you know smooch To Sir, with Love | |
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IAintTheOne said: PEJ said: I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body do you want my opinion?
No you're a moron trapped in an idiot's body shut it ness,  this is seriousTo Sir, with Love | |
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PEJ said: IAintTheOne said: No you're a moron trapped in an idiot's body shut it ness, this is seriousMuahahahahahahaha | |
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MrsGoodnight said: johnart said: Lipgloss would be a great Old Prince/Vanity song.And it would have nothing to do with the lips on your face. Could she have been going "there" with her request?
No I'm not a lesbian. Oh John! I hadn't thought of that !!! Jeez - I'm usually the first to make the innuendos... I must be slackin'
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PEJ said: I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body do you want my opinion?
Hahahaahah!!! I always say that I'm a lesbian trapped in a gay man's body.  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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johnart said: Lipgloss would be a great Old Prince/Vanity song.And it would have nothing to do with the lips on your face. Could she have been going "there" with her request?
No I'm not a lesbian. I think they did do a song about that....it was called VIBRATOR. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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