GAPPING!!!!!

pretty bush and pretty feet.

Serious said:

really? I like that bit as much as I like the act itself
I hate it when it seems the guy just ploughs right in, as if that was normal

jockeyb4u said:

You mean like The Gap Band or are you talking "gaping"?

ZombieKitten said:

Well that's how I like it .

Vendetta1 said:

JerseyKRS said:

I must be super silly today because his post had me pissing myself.

Vendetta1 said:

"earrrrrly in tha mawwwwwnin"

IAintTheOne said:

Vendetta1 said:

Can't keep runnin'
In and out of my aaaaasssss

FunkMistress said:

I just choked on my gum.

FunkMistress said:

Vendetta1 said:

keeeep ooooon ruuuunnin'!

I liked your anti-review.

FunkMistress said:

Thanks. Bill Maher pwnd the She-Bush.

Vendetta1 said:

Something´s wrong with me when I scan threads like this to see what you wrote. ( And I KNEW you must have written something!)

KoolEaze said:

Must.not.flirt.

IAintTheOne said:

LadyLuvSexxy said:

well, i think you've covered it all...

Vendetta1 said:

Justin Slayer would disagree with you. Dude acts like he's running the Kentucky Derby on some pussy

johnart said:

hot dwarf grannies?

The hairiest dicks possible and as many of them as possible.

i don't care for dialogue much,,,i aint really listening ya understand. subject matter,,, eh,,,as long as there's no simulated violence or their tryna make it look snuff then it could take place for 5 min in a Barcelona phone booth for all i care.

but the dudes have to be hot and the chicks have to be running things...not just laying there like some semen dump with all that fake ass wining and moaning- run that mofo. slap him around a bit, bite him, put it in his face. i love guy moans. plus the guys ought to be reasonably good looking (no old fart ugly pimply faced hag rag). And they should have big veiny sausages and nice golden or choco buns getting slapped and smacked. ok forget reasonably good looking, can we get some hot model dudes in the mix? but then again....i like em neked from the waist down so maybe the face aint that much of a deal breaker. i just can't watch porn with ugly people. too much like a cheap horror flick!

To me it matters that it's not too glossy. I used to love that kind of porn. Now, I like them rough and ugly. Well..sexy, ugly.

I don't like the porn where they look like they're doing their grocery list in there head. Unfortunately this type of porn features really beautiful men.


Oh and please send me any recommendations for porn where guys look like corn fed football players. Good lawd!!!!

Mach said:

I'm with this group of ladies...porn is comical and boring to me.

ZombieKitten said:

Co-sign on that one.

I really, REALLY hate when the guy goes pussy to ass, then back again. Under no circumstances is having fecal matter in your pussy sexy.

The people onscreen have to REALLY be into it. I'm with Miguel on this one: if they're mentally going through the TV guide, it's boring, no matter how gorgeous the actors are. The couple, or trio, or whatever combination there is have to look like a starving man at a buffet when they go at it.

Natural boobs.

Real people, preferably if they happen to be punks or hippies or otherwise Alt. The porn "look" makes me think of Barbie and Ken, and all their sexless glory.

Proper oral action for the ladies. Too much straight porn features 10 minutes of dick sucking with maybe a half-assed tongue swipe or two at the actress' puss. Lame.

Lesbian porn made by and for actual queer women. So much hotter than the fantasy type in regular porn.



And I KNOW I'm not alone in this, but I totally think real actors -Hollywood and TV types -should get into making porn. And no, sex tapes don't count.

johnart said:

co - everything you just said

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

We could sit there and watch hot dudes spin granny dwarves on their dick.
Sit-n-spin style.

Emotionally investing performances, great cinematography and not too much CGI.

lesbians. lots and lots of lesbians.