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One Evening A Man Was At Home Watching TV And eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.'  | |
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funkpill said: And eating peanuts.
He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said he could get the peanut out.. The young man told the father to sit down, then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear. The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing. Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, 'That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?' The father replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son-in-law.' funkpill 
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  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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aww sheeet!!
 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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Aw damn.....it took me a minute.
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Graycap23 said: Aw damn.....it took me a minute.
 She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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Pill! 
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 !!!!!"Always blessings, never losses......"
Ya te dije....no manches guey!!!!!  I'm a guy!!!!
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Solutions: 
or eating HATRINA's auntie's peaches... 
oops..I meant Hatrina...  [Edited 3/13/09 14:07pm] "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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ugh, God! | |
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noimageatall said:
Solutions:
or eating HATRINA's auntie's peaches...
oops..I meant Hatrina...
[Edited 3/13/09 14:07pm] I was waiting for your pictures  .With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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alwayslate said: ugh, God!
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Serious said: noimageatall said:
Solutions:
or eating HATRINA's auntie's peaches...
oops..I meant Hatrina...
[Edited 3/13/09 14:07pm] I was waiting for your pictures . I suddenly have a craving for peaches & cream!  "Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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O.M.G.!!!
Happy Friday Funkhoney!!!  I'm firmly planted in denial |
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MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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noimageatall said:
that's perfect!
i forgot to wish you a happy friday funky wunky!!!!  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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noimageatall said: Serious said: I was waiting for your pictures . I suddenly have a craving for peaches & cream! Happy Friday to you April!With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Serious said: noimageatall said: I suddenly have a craving for peaches & cream! Happy Friday to you April!"Let love be your perfect weapon..." ~~Andy Biersack | |
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A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and
orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?' asks the bartender. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'You know, I live over by the railroad tracks. On my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the old films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything in every way; me on top, her on top, front, back, every position imaginable!' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed the barman. 'You lucky bastard, was she pretty? Dunno.....Never found the head Le prego di non toccare la macchina per favore! | |
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ThirdandFinal said: A VERY ugly man walks into the bar with a big grin on his face and
orders a draft beer. 'What are you so happy about?' asks the bartender. 'Well, I'll tell you,' replies the ugly man. 'You know, I live over by the railroad tracks. On my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the old films. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything in every way; me on top, her on top, front, back, every position imaginable!' 'Fantastic!' exclaimed the barman. 'You lucky bastard, was she pretty? Dunno.....Never found the head 
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oh my god you guys!!!!!
happy friday! One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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pooper... 'why y'all trying to say goodbye? I didn't go anywhere, I'm right here, im all around you,always..'
in a line from my dream, I heard a voice and saw a silhouette in a chair.. | |
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