I mean c'mon
I only want to know what kind of people i'm associating with in here!!
For what its worth i spent a night in the nick for trying to split up a fight,then the Mo/fo's threw me out before breakfast time!

i spent the afternoon in the cells for stealing a packet of biscuits when i was 14.I did this in my lunch hour at school.I got handcuffed and dragged to the station in front of loads of classmates.

and so ended my blossoming career as a master thief!

Yes, for stealing my own car! I'd reported it stole 4 years prior to being stopped for not coming to a complete stop by the Oak Park, IL police. I had reported it stolen, but my brother had made extra keys and took it while I was sleep. I called the police and told them what happened and they said their take care of it. Four years later I get arrested for stealing it, eventhough I provided the police with a vehicle title. It was impounded and I was put in a cell for almost 12 hours. $50 tow fee, $90 storage fee and $100 bond, plus the $50 ticket for the stop sign. Needless to say, I have been skeptical of the mental capacity of police officers ever since.


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I was on trial for three counts of murder but I got off on a technicality. The arresting officer made a mistake when collecting evidence and spoiled the DNA... whew!

IceNine said:

OJ? Oh, wait, that was TWO counts of murder.

i went to jail for being beat up by my husband. The system has opened it's eyes since then, now they offer abused women "assertiveness training."

mzflash said:

That's absurd! You get beat up, and then get thrown in jail? Christ I'd sue! I hope you left the fucker...or he got help.

I'd tell you but it'd be a direct violation of my probation!

Right underneath carrielee's fine ass... right where I wanna be! (teasin baby! you know I love ya!)(That's just a cheap imitation of the real thing... so you say...!)

I've been over night for something that happened in my teen years. They only held me for 12 hours, but shit that was enough time for me. Our system is so screwed because they finally caught me after 7 years. I should be happy because I would have spent more time then 12 hours in jail.

ha! A topic where everyone becomes mum---everyone ready to spill the beans on their shit and fuck practices for example but nobody wants to be seen as a jailbird lol. Scaredy cats, cause I know many of u mutherfuckers have witnessed sing sing even county etc.

wouldn't the better question be,
ARE ANY OF YOU STILL WANTED FOR VARIOUS
CRIMES AGAINST THE UNITED STATES OR ANY
OF IT'S AFILIATES???
or,
HAS ANYONE HERE COMMITED A MURDER IN THE
LAST HOUR OR TWO???
or,
IF THE PO-PO WAS AT YOUR DOOR RITE NOW
WOULD YOU ANSWER, OR RUN TO THE BATHROOM???
or,
HOW MANY OF YOU HAVE PROFILE PICS THAT I
MAY HAVE SEEN IN THE POSTOFFICE, OR AMERICAS MOST WANTED???

muirdo said:

HeLL no won't go.. never been there & God Willing NEVER will

muirdo said:

i is was in PELICAN BAY, FOLSOM, SAN QUINTON, ATMORE,
ATTICA, SINGSING, AUBURN, CATSACI, DONOVEN, THE TOMBS,
RACKERS ISLAND, ALCATRAZ, LOMPOCK,and DEBTORS PRISON.
and i is aonly "TWEE AN A HAFF YEARS OLD"

No,and I wouldn't ever wanna be.

NO!

where the hell is JC at?

nope.

NO but I have bailed to many people out...I do not know why everyone calls me when they get arrested?

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[This message was edited Fri Dec 13 3:01:21 PST 2002 by IstenSzek]

CarrieLee said:

Yes CarrieLee it was very absurd! And it's a funny thing that the truth really can be stranger than fiction. Ironically, going to jail was the beginning of my freedom since i was given access to information and resources that had been unavailable to me. My ex refused help but did leave.

Yes, I spent two seperate occasions in the clinker. One, was for about 1 hour, I was 14, caught lifting the shop. Two, was for about 5 hours. Was with some people who had been theiving and got bundled 'in the can' with them, which was delightful...not, I was 17.

I spent about 3 hours in jail when I was 18...

it's a looong story

I was held prisoner in a castle once.But i escaped

we're cool .but the rest of the mother fuckers in here are fuckin telling lies!!!

muirdo said:

Who's telling lies?

Cracula said:

YOU DO KNOW THAT I'LL GET YOU AGAIN...
i have my HIGH LORD and WIZARD
on your tracks as we speak...
YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED...
i gave you everything a discusting
CRACKPIRE could want.
A LAB and a COLUMBIAN HOOKUP
with all deliveries made by the
FINEST columbian women and you escape to
be with DORA???